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    People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.

    He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"

     

    Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.

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    07 Dec 2023

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    Before the Red Hood is on Batman's radar, Tim Drake manages to figure out his identity. He comes to Hood with an offer:

    “Are you in the market for a side-kick?”

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    20 Nov 2023

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    An unexpected run-in with some reclusive forest witch has unfortunate repercussions for the Uchiha clan head. The monthly 'transforming into half a fish' incidents are bad enough, but to make matters worse, the curse has apparently convinced his stupid seaweed brain that Senju Tobirama is the coldest tall glass of water this side of the Naka.

    Madara just wants to politely mind his business from the comfort of dry land, please and thank you.

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    17 Sep 2023

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    When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.

    Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.

    Sounds like a great hiding spot!

    (TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain Valley Mountain.)


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    08 Jul 2023

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    It all started, Jason will later consider, when someone finally went and killed the Joker. Everything else sort of snowballed from there.

    Or, maybe, it all started when a commie artist decided to up and open a homeless shelter slash commune in Gotham.

    Or, maybe,it all started when Jason went and laid his fool eyes on those forearms and that jawline and didn’t immediately run for the fucking hills. Yeah. Yeah, that seems about right.

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    25 May 2023