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  1. Summary

    They may have not gotten a chance in one world, the world we know so well; they had met and fallen apart so easily due to battles, bloodshed, and thievery. But they went to their lands beyond with happiness and kindness towards each other. And before that, Bilbo, ever wise, had told Thorin late one night he believed all beings that were meant to be connected, were connected through all time, space, and worlds. And he was right.

    And this is the collection of those other worlds where Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield, Son of Durin, met, lived, died, survived—and loved—all throughout universes of different times and places.

    Because Red Strings can never be cut—no matter how sharp the axes are.

    Stories will vary in rating, topic, side pairings, and more, but all will include romance, adventure, and our favorite Hobbit and Dwarf. You can also send me messages to request any and all prompts you would like to see written for our favorite Bagginshield boys, too.

    Enjoy! And remember: the Red String can stretch forever, for miles upon miles--and it will always lead back to the right One.

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  2. Summary

    A series of stories centering around the AU found in Sins of My Religion (Close the Door). Includes:

    1) Sins of My Religion (Close the Door). Main Pair is DaveKat, others listed.
    2) Prequel to SOMR (Alpha Dave/The Signless Relationship. Summary sentence: It's said to be a fairytale--the Messiah meeting his Knight. But this fairytale never got a happy ending. Or a happy beginning either. Or: The real story behind the Signless and his Knight's lives, told by Miss Calliope, Ruler of the Universe.)
    3) Sins on Our Lips (Open the Gates). Sequel to SOMR (CTD). Main pairings: Calliope/Roxy/Jane, Jane/Roxy, DaveKat, DirkJake, pale EriRoxy, Black Gamrezi. Other pairings also.
    *** NEW! 4) Davesprite/Karkat sequel (Untitled): Davesprite's Chi timeline is getting a second chance--too bad his resurrected Karkat has amnesia.
    5) DirkJake Sequel (One-shot; summary sentence: Ironically, even with the powers of a Sun God, it's intimidating to propose to your long-term boyfriend of three and a half years.)
    6) DaveKat Sequel (One-shot, will be the last story in series; summary sentence: They're going to get the chance their ancestors never had--if Dave can find the guts to give them that chance, that is).

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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Bilbo Baggins firmly believes that Thorin Oakenshield does not speak English. And therefore proceeds to detail all the things he'd like to do to Thorin, while Thorin is standing right there.

    There's no way this can backfire.

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    29 Nov 2015

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    Thorin Oakenshield slowly wakes to the sounds of Bilbo and his nephews talking softly, colder and heavier than he has ever been in his life, but before he can get a word out Bilbo is punching him square on the nose. Quite rightly, as it turns out, because he's been dead for a week and has just sat up in his tomb with no warning whatsoever.

    Following the aftermath of the Battle of the Five Armies where Thorin must fight with his own guilt and mind over his choices and what they mean and meant, where he must decide whether or not to rule, and how to live with himself after dying. Focusing on many different characters and relationships, as well as building on the lore of Erebor and Middle Earth. A story about coming home.

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    03 Oct 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    In which Bilbo became a rent boy out of boredom, Thorin is overworked, and both are confused as to how they ended up in bed together.

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    28 Aug 2015

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    Bilbo wasn’t sure whether he ought to be gratified by the amount of sex he was having, or disappointed that it was some of the worst sex of his adult life.

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    17 Jul 2015

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    Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.

    In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.

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    17 Jul 2015

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