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    Stiles makes the mistake of taking Derek’s sword and now the grumpy werewolf seems determined to stop him from stealing and landing himself in jail.

    Stiles is not pleased. He’s also starving.

    (Or the one in which Derek has good intentions, but little understanding of how Dragon biology works. He just wants the cute mole-speckled kid to be safe).
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    “Five meals, Scott. Derek Hale has stopped me from eating five meals. I can’t believe he’s really trying to kill me over stealing his sword. That’s so petty of him. It isn’t like I meant to steal it,” Stiles complains.

    “You kind of did mean to, dude,” Scott adds unhelpfully.

    “But you don’t understand, Scott. It-”

    “Just smelled so good? I know, you’ve said that like fifty times over the past two weeks,” Scott says.

    “This is the equivalent of him stealing my lunch money, right? Thanks to him, I didn’t have a meal this week. Or last week! He’s a bully, is what he is. A nice smelling, douchebag of a bully.”

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    28 Oct 2020

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    “A prostitute put a finger up my ass,” Geralt says.

    Jaskier’s brain stutters to a stop, the swiftly begins anew. “That is… quite the mental image. How was, uh, that?”

    “It felt good.”

     

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    Geralt learns Jaskier sometimes has sex with men, and can't stop thinking about the process.

    Also, drowners covered in sewage water.

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    18 Oct 2020

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    When Geralt loses his memories, it might be up to a strange bard to help him regain them. As Geralt travels the continent with Jaskier, he starts to wonder if he's lost something else, too.

    Or, obligatory amnesia fic.

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    18 Oct 2020

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    According to Jaskier, they've lived this day almost a hundred times. Geralt doesn't remember any of them.

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    18 Oct 2020

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    Geralt does not make a habit of bedding men but there have been very few intimate opportunities of any kind since he earned the moniker ‘Butcher of Blaviken’ some years ago. If this boy is offering his services for free then surely it would be unwise to refuse.

    or: Geralt has a major case of internalised homophobia and needs to admit he loves his bard already. A love story told in 30 (sex) acts.

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    18 Oct 2020