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    Geralt is good at being a dad, terrible at being divorced, and even worse at having a crush.

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    09 Oct 2020

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    Jaskier's start in life was unfortunate, but sadly not unheard of. He was put in a sack, less than an hour old, and chucked in the river. For many in his position that would of been the end of it, but the Yaruga heard his cut off wail and swept him into her loving embrace.

    Less than an hour old and Jaskier had already died and been reborn as the newest child of Mama Yaruga.

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    30 Sep 2020

  3. Rec 10

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    The mortifying ordeal of being known by a monster who refuses to call you by your name. Or, Sasha James leaps headfirst through the looking glass. Or, the Distortion meets a meal it can't digest. Or, maybe girls aren't so easy to kill after all.

    ( Sasha in Michael's topsy turvy world, getting lost and finding [redacted] and also herself )

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    07 Sep 2020

  4. Rec 60

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    ‘How are you winning this?’ Tim demands without any petulance as another round of coppers clatter from the shelf into the pot by Jon’s knee. ‘No one wins at this!’

    They are doing ‘research’, supposedly.

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    03 Sep 2020

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    Once there was a prince by the name of Martin, and his stepfather king very much wanted him dead.

    Once there was a creature known to the townsfolk as the Beast of Eyes, who wanted nothing more than to die by a just hand.

    There was an exiled prince, a magic mirror, a scholar, a huntswoman, and a pair of traveling bards.

    Once there was a notion of something like "freedom", but none of them had known the like for a very long time.

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    23 Aug 2020