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    Lan Xichen would do anything if it meant his brother was happy, which is what lead him to eavesdropping on the Jiang brothers as they discussed their requirements for a partner.

    Or; Lan Wangji attempts to woo an already infatuated Wei Ying using bad pickup lines, and a few more things.

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    26 Jul 2021

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    “Well, since Jiang Cheng has made it clear he believes we’ll all die virgins—”

    “—I swear—”

    “—let’s have a competition to determine who will find love first! Specifically, which of us can kiss someone first. Or...” Wei Wuxian knits his brows. “Wait, no, even better. We’ll see who can get the most kisses while we're here!”

    Or: A kissing competition between three friends starts innocent enough. That is until feelings come into play and fill the halls of the Cloud Recesses with drama, secrets, and many misunderstandings.

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    25 Jul 2021

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    So.... what exactly did Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang get up to while Wei Ying was getting Lan Zhan drunk? In at least one reality, the answer is: Wow. Just. Really, quite a lot.

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    JC and NH have drunken virginal sex and discover that they are exactly each other's type. In that order.

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    NH discovers that JC has an unusual physiology and proceeds to lock that shit down.

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    25 Jul 2021

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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    23 Jul 2021

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    Wei Wuxian’s hand jolts, spilling a drop of wine onto the tabletop. “Love?” he croaks, then clears his throat and tries again. “Lan Zh— uh, Hanguang-jun, in love?”

    “Have you not heard the story?” the other young woman asks, looking pitying. “You must, it is a truly heartrending tale of star-crossed romance and mutual pining — go to any storyhouse in town, everyone has been requesting a reading of this book.”

    “There’s a book?” Wei Wuxian says blankly.

    In which the junior disciples (namely, Lan Jingyi, Ouyang Zizhen, and a reluctant Lan Sizhui) turn to RPF in an attempt to rehabilitate Wei Wuxian's reputation so that he and Hanguang-jun can get together and get married and live happily ever after. It's... surprisingly effective.
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    23 Jul 2021