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    a collection of missing moments and thoughts from Anne with an E

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Taylor Swift has one of the greatest discographies ever and so many of her songs fit so well into Bridgerton canon and AU, so these are one-shots based on TS songs. Originally posted on Tumblr.

    Check the chapter index for the full list of one-shots!

    Newest update features:
    66. Benedict/Sophie-Change
    67. Benedict/Sophie-Dancing With Our Hands Tied
    68. Kate, Sophie, Penelope-Shake It Off

    Up to date with Tumblr asks!

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    07 May 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    “Let’s just pretend I say yes to this-- do I really have to do it all? The parading, the shimmering--”

    “The twirling, the smiling, the cute little swimsuit number? Yes, Parker,” Director Fury says. “SHIELD agents don’t do anything half-assed, you know that.”

    Peter blows out a slow breath. He looks back and forth between the two other agents before asking in a defeated tone, “Even the Speedo?”

    “Definitely the Speedo,” Jones replies with a victorious smirk.

    Peter groans, head dropping into his hands.

     

    // OR: the Miss Congeniality AU.

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    21 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    The terrorist known only as Red John has sent the FBI a message: he intends to attack the 2017 Miss America Pageant! Special Agent Teresa Lisbon, along with her trusted consultant Patrick Jane, accepts an undercover assignment to put an end to Red John's reign of terror.

    Or a Miss Congeniality (2000) inspired The Mentalist fic that explores some of the Jisbon morsels that the show throws down because they totally love each other from Day 1, and that's a fact!

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    19 Mar 2021

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  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Now that Adrien was twenty-four, he had accomplished many things. Nothing that his father would have approved of. Nothing that an Agreste would be proud of. He was aware of this, but he had no reason to not wreck the very name that he had left behind, even if Nathalie was breathing down his neck that he was the next Duke in line like that should sway him in any way.

    Marinette sighed and brushed her hair, while peering into her vanity mirror. She wasn’t excited for the soiree that her mother was putting on. It was all a ploy to get her married off. Her mother wanted her to find love, true love, but Marinette had given up on that ages ago. She had read enough books to know that one could not fall in love so easily.

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    26 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    “I have decided it is time for you to marry and produce an heir. I will give you until the end of the current season to select a suitable bride; if you do not choose one in that time, one will be selected for you. That is all.”

    Adrien blinked. It was only through many years of practice keeping himself in check that prevented him from giving a start.

    Marry?

    Marinette Dupain-Cheng, a gently bred Miss, hopes to secure a match with a gentleman; she not-so-secretly hopes she can marry for love. But when she meets the Marquis of Orwell, with his gentle green eyes and his frank, unassuming nature, she begins to wish she could reach above her station. For his part, the Marquis is falling deeper and deeper in love with his friend, Miss Dupain-Cheng, without his even knowing it - and in spite of already loving a mystery woman.

    The Bridgerton-inspired Regency AU no one knew they wanted.

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    26 Feb 2021