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    The war is over, but Shepard's recovery is not. When she gets tired of lying in a hospital bed, Garrus volunteers to become her live-in nurse while she recuperates in a borrowed house. After sharing heat sinks, medi-gel, and war stories for years, they now share a home, a life, and eventually, a bed. A friends to lovers post-ME3 Shepard/Garrus story.

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    26 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    “I’ve always wanted to touch a turian nose.”

    “A nose? Usually it’s the mandibles.” He flicked them just for extra effect, drawing her eye.

    “I have some questions about those, too, but no. Your noses are just… so cute.”

    Garrus crossed his arms at that. “Cute.” Shepard nodded. “Never in history has any human referred to a turian as cute.”

    “The rest of you is spiky and horrifying, I’m sure, but your nose? I’ve always wanted to run my fingers over the ridges.”

    “Alright, alright, Commander. You want to play ‘First Contact’? I’m game. You touch my nose, and I’ll poke that pink thing you call a mouth.”
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    A non-canon, very silly retelling of Shepard and Garrus's first time together.

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    13 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    The worst thing about dying, Shepard decides, is how it takes no time at all. Mass Effect 2 and the Garrus romance through the eyes of a dead woman.

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    01 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    Sometimes even the toughest, most hardened soldier needs a little tender, loving care. A canon compliant, while still being a little original, take on the night before Omega-4.

    (aka, Garrus catches feelings because of course he does. Dummy dum thought he could just sleep with the coolest woman in the universe and come out the other side exactly the same?? Oh buddy... you got a big storm coming.)

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    07 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Garrus and Liara team up to save Shepard one last time.

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    “Garrus, there’s no rush.” She took a calming breath and cupped his cheek. “We can take our time. There’s plenty of time now.”
    A pained look shot through his eyes before he closed them and nuzzled into her palm. “Jane,” he sighed. He looked at her for a long moment, searching her eyes for something. “Wake up.”

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    14 Aug 2019

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