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    “How did you manage,” asked Geralt, with infinite patience and only a desire to know the facts, and not at all a little meanhearted glee, “to insult a sorcerer while his tongue was down your throat?”

    Don’t make me recount the entire sordid affair, Geralt,” said Jaskier, with a surprising note of desperation breaking through his gruff monotone. “I’m already having a rather shit day and all I’ve done so far is wake up.”

    “In my body,” said Geralt.

    “Yes,” said Jaskier, with the insolent cadence that was unmistakably Jaskier’s, but in Geralt’s voice, emerging from Geralt’s face and frame.

    “And I’ve got yours,” said Geralt, from Jaskier’s.

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    21 Sep 2020

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    “Dragons that lay eggs, are more properly referred to as Dragonkind. They grow to be ten feet tall, walk on two legs, are...somewhat humanoid, and they have a single sex.”

    “So the same dragon lays the eggs and fertilizes them?”

    “Hm.”

    “...I’m still missing something.”

    “Dragonkind need a host to incubate their eggs for the first few hours after laying.”

    “Ohh, so the sheepskin and hot water bottle is to keep it snug while you’re holding it against your chest. I see. Bit of a cuddle.”

    “No, Jaskier.”

    “...they lay the egg, and then you cuddle it, and they, er. Fertilize it while you’re curled around it? Bit sticky, still doesn’t explain the size of the reward.”

    “No, Jaskier.” Geralt added thoughtfully, after a moment. “And the one in this territory uses ‘he.’ Not they.”

    “He. Good to know. Well gods damn it then, Geralt, why don’t you explain to me in direct language where little dragons come from then?”

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    19 Sep 2020

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    “Jaskier,” Geralt says with thinly veiled exasperation. “Tell me you did not inhale it.”

    “I didn’t inhale it…?” Jaskier laughs nervously.

    Geralt sighs. “For a bard, you are remarkably unskilled at lying.”

    He can smell the pheromone shift already, as the spores take effect inside Jaskier’s body. The scent clouds his thoughts, and he struggles to focus on anything except… well. Gods-damn, it’s going to be a long night.

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    19 Sep 2020

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    “How much did you use?” Geralt growls, teeth finding a new home in Jaskier’s neck.

    Jaskier hums happily and tips his head to the other side so Geralt can peruse the real estate over there, too.

    “Concentrate, Jaskier! How much did you use?” Water sloshes over the sides of the tub as Geralt hoists him halfway out, then pulls him back down so they’re sitting flush, Jaskier’s thighs thrown wide over Geralt’s.

    “Hm,” Jaskier says, a little dreamily. He gestures at the empty bottle on the floor. “How much was in there?”

    Geralt swears in what sounds like Elder tongue.

    Speaking of tongues…

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    02 Sep 2020

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    "Thrown out already?" Geralt asks, and sees the bard shaking his head from the corner of his eye.

    "Hardly! But a wise bard knows when to leave the audience wanting more."

    "I've never met one."

    "One what?"

    "A wise bard," he says, and glances over to see the bard's mouth flapping indignantly.

    "I -- am going to let that go, because you're right, where are my manners." He ducks in front of Geralt as they step onto solid ground, forcing him to halt, and gives him a bow, no less graceful for being quickly executed. "Jaskier, troubadour, poet -- and barker -- at your service."

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    Geralt assumes the bard will wander away of his own accord. Eventually.

    It takes a while to realize that's the last thing he wants.

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    01 Sep 2020

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    In which Jaskier talks too much, revises some history, and explores the idea of courage with Geralt's help. Not necessarily in that order.

    Coda for 1x02 Four Marks

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    29 Aug 2020

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    Jaskier has the flu. Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert think he's dying.

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    28 Aug 2020

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    Geralt is weird about touch, and Jaskier is determined to find out why.

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    28 Aug 2020

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    “I’d do it again, you know,” Jaskier said softly.

    “I hope you won’t.”

    “Your life is worth more to me than my ability to play the lute, Geralt.” Until that moment Jaskier had never thought about it in those terms, and it still felt strange to say, but he knew in his bones it was the truth.

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    A serious injury leaves Jaskier dependent on Geralt, the man who doesn't want to be needed. Forced intimacy leaves them battling their own demons, and neither of them are good at sharing their feelings.

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    28 Aug 2020

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    Jaskier tucks his face into Geralt’s stolen cloak and breathes. It smells like him, like leather and steel and sweat and the lavender soap he steals from Jaskier every time he bathes. Jaskier closes his eyes and tries to hold this moment close, remembering the feel of Geralt’s body weighing him down, the taste of his mouth, the sound of his gasp. It’s not enough.

    or, Five kisses to build or destroy a friendship on, and one kiss that decides their fate.

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    27 Aug 2020

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    Jaskier is an affectionate man. It drives Geralt mad, but in more ways than he knows how to put into words.

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    27 Aug 2020

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    “What’s that?” Geralt asks.

    Jaskier blinks. “It’s a tattoo,” he says. “Have you never seen a tattoo before, Geralt?”

    Geralt fights the urge to roll his eyes. “I know it’s a tattoo,” he says. “What’s it a tattoo of?”

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    27 Aug 2020

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    “And what do you want in return?  Your freedom? Your safety?”

    Jaskier didn’t flinch from her scorn and Geralt could see his knuckles go white with the force of his grip around the small vial.  “Save him.”

    The mage stared at him for a beat before letting out a burst of laughter that echoed off the wall like the flutter of vultures wings.  “All this trouble for the Witcher?” she asked incredulously, “Tell me, boy, do you really think he would do the same for you? That he cares at all what happens to the bard who follows after him like a lost puppy?”  She stepped forward, confident as a soldier preparing his death blow. “Oh, I know who you are, bard. I watched you trailing after the Witcher, eager for every scrap of affection or interest he’ll toss your way. I’ve seen the way you look at him.”

    Jaskier was breathing heavily now, jaw clenched tight enough that Geralt could see the muscles fluttering with effort.

    “Were you hoping this ill-conceived rescue mission would be enough to make him finally notice you?” she murmured with a mocking smile, “Poor little bard--always singing of love but never truly experiencing it.”

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    27 Aug 2020

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    Jaskier.

    He had longer hair, shoulder length and matted. His cheeks were stubbled and tear stained. His clothes were ratty, worn, and not colorful at all. His hands bandaged. And his eyes… his eyes were nervous, and… hurt. Deeply hurt. But here his bard was, alive, petting Roach and staring at Geralt.

    Geralt moved forward and hugged the man to his chest without thought. He wasn’t expecting the flinch, nor for the bard to pull away, but Geralt let him go. He didn’t know what had come over him anyway.

    He was happy enough just to look at the man.

    “Where have you been?” He asked. “I’ve been searching for you, ever since…” he trailed off, expecting Jaskier to chime in, like he always did.

    Jaskier didn’t say anything.

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    27 Aug 2020

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    To lure a monster out, Geralt ties Jaskier up, making him look like easy prey. Surprisingly, Jaskier finds himself enjoying his time as bait a bit more than expected.

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    26 Aug 2020

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    Jaskier feels lonely and decides to buy a sex toy.

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    26 Aug 2020

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    “Geralt, it’s not what it looks like.”

    “Really?” he asked. He clenched his jaw before offering a sharp, mirthless smile. “Because it looks like you got caught fucking the mayor’s wife, and now I’m not getting paid!”

    “Well,” he laughed nervously, looking anywhere but up. “When you put it that way.”

     

    In which Jaskier suggests a chastity device to prove himself a worthy travel companion, and of course, gives Geralt the key.

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    26 Aug 2020

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    Jaskier's propensity for romancing the wrong person occasionally gets them into trouble.

    Geralt, as usual, has to get them out of it. Very publicly. And maybe he likes it just a little too much.

     

    It’s a bit hypocritical, Geralt thinks, to plead for logic and reason when Jaskier has proven yet again he has possession of neither in great quantity.

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    25 Aug 2020

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    Geralt uses Axii to try and get Jaskier out of a dangerous situation. It backfires rather spectacularly when he remembers that there are several different meanings to the verb "come".

    Jaskier would just like to know why he's coming apart randomly at the most inopportune of times.

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    25 Aug 2020

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    Lambert finds a bard - a dying bard - and brings him to Kaer Morhen. After all, it wouldn't do to leave Geralt's bard to die in a bandit camp.
    If only they knew what was wrong with him, and how to heal it.

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    24 Aug 2020

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