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    A Modern Farm AU where everyone is queer, including Roach.

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    What happens in Rinde stays in Rinde - or does it?

    A series of stories centered around the djinn incident. Or: Jaskier's triumphant sexual adventures, now of course preferably with, but tragically in the past also without Geralt.

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  1. Rec 95

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    Lambert, proud owner of Wolfe Bakery, realizes he's made a dreadful mistake: running a bakery means talking to people.

    Aiden needs a job.

    Sometimes, two problems solve each other.

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    20 Jul 2021

  2. Rec 62

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    "Really, Julian," she huffs, with all the seriousness one can muster while half-cut. "What would you do? If you were immortal?"

    He sees off the whisky with a grimace. "If I were immortal?" He says. "Something stupid, I expect."

    Jaskier is immortal. A series of glimpses into the life of an undying bard who's tied himself to a witcher.

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    05 Jul 2021

  3. Rec 40

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    A week after that rather disastrous banquet, Jaskier can tell Geralt's out of sorts. He decides to distract him, by bringing up another very important moment from the evening.

    "My balls are perfectly fine, I'll have you know!"

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    05 Jul 2021

  4. Rec 48

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    His hair is a tangled, bloody mess. Not just blood, but that same black ichor, thick as tar. The beast’s claws have dug into Geralt’s skin, and only now can Jaskier begin to guess at the damage they've done.

    “Come on,” he says, “we need to get you cleaned.”

    After a tough fight with a wyvern, Jaskier has to tend to the deep wound left by the creature’s claws at the back of Geralt’s head. But for Jaskier to reach the injury, Geralt’s going to need a haircut. Inspired by Geralt's undercut in The Witcher 3.

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    01 Jul 2021

  5. Rec 63

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    When Arthur's kid gets sick, there are no easy answers. But Dr. Eames shows up and helps.

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    28 Jun 2021