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    “I’m back,” Hoseok calls over the music filtering out from somewhere deeper in the apartment, “and—”

    Namjoon comes through the kitchen door and stops. “—oh.”

    “And I brought a guest. Jungkook, this is Namjoon.” Hoseok looks Namjoon up and down and sighs.

    Jungkook drags his eyes up Namjoon’s bare legs. “Wow, thighs,” he says absently.

    “Uh, Joon?” Hoseok says. “Pants?”

    “Hmm? Oh.” He looks down at the long stretch of leg between the hem of his sweater and his stocking feet. “There was a situation.”

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    25 Feb 2021

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    Tae picks up his phone, opens Twitter, and starts typing.
    “There,” he says, smiling in satisfaction at his handiwork and turning the phone toward Jimin so he can read what he just tweeted.
    "I will fuck anyone who brings me McDonald’s right now."

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    Horny tweeting: a cautionary tale.

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    22 Feb 2021

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    "Virgin skinny White Russian, please."

    Namjoon is far from the most skilled bartender in town, and it's hard to think straight when the customer is this hot, but he's pretty sure this guy just ordered milk.

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    21 Feb 2021

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    “if you want to eat, you can follow me. if you don’t, i’m assuming you live here and are fed anyways. i’m not coming back for you.”

    jungkook didn't expect the cat he took home to be a witch, much less a cute witch named min yoongi who needed his help, but he certainly wasn't complaining.

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    yoongi gets turned into a cat. jungkook has to help him out. maybe they fall for each other along the way.

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    21 Feb 2021

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    Jeon Jungkook runs into his ex at a club and, in a panic, pulls Jung Hoseok, an enigmatic stranger, into pretending to be his boyfriend.

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    basically everything a fake dating trope should be >:(

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    21 Feb 2021