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    ❝You see we have a little bet going on between us teachers. The rules are pretty simple and straightforward;

    Who can fuck you best.❞

    IN WHICH

    a wicked game arises between the teachers. Going to all and any lengths to win this bet just to be able to prove themselves right— unfortunately at a student's expense. Lines will be crossed, morals will be forgotten, hearts will be broken and for what reason?

    They're all thirsting to win.

    And the target has been chosen.

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    10 Jul 2021

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    Grabbing a pair of tongs, you swirled your pasta around, squinting at it through the steam. They were perfect. You switched off the heat. Without turning, you addressed your newfound assistant. 

    “Grab me the colander, will you?”

    “Sure thing,” he quipped. And with all the staggering confidence born from being, well, Gojo Satoru, he reached into a drawer and brandished a long arm right in your face. 

    Holding a fucking flour sieve. 

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    07 Jun 2021

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    Where Gojo's best friend is the reincarnation of Sukuna's former lover.

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    05 May 2021

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    “One large iced caramel macchiato with fifteen pumps of vanilla syrup, heavy whipping cream, light ice, and extra caramel drizzle, please,” he says, cheerfully. 

    You stare at him for a long moment. He stares back at you. Maybe. You don’t know because he’s wearing blindfolds.

    “There’s a Starbucks down the street,” you finally say.

    You are the co-owner of a small café in a small, eccentric district in Tokyo that is notorious for bizarre murders and supernatural occurrences.

    You think you’ve seen it all, but it turns out that nothing comes close to the man wearing a bad Kakashi cosplay who terrorizes you with his increasingly complicated and awful drink orders.

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    02 May 2021

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    5 times Gojou had a date with you and 1 time you realised it was a date.

    Alt title: Watch Gojou be really obvious about his crush but it goes completely over your head every time. Well, nearly every time.

     

    Thank you for the 1k kudos! Y'all are amazing

     

    Russian translation

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    13 Apr 2021