nevermindirah
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Nile's undercover doing corporate espionage to stop climate change, and she's got to pack up her boss bitch suits and spike heels for the upcoming executive retreat — but she's expected to bring a partner. Booker, who's become her best friend since returning from exile, agrees to come with her. She's glad at least one person who appreciates her leadership will be there.
Or,
Nile "I can top the shit out of you lying flat on my back with my eyes closed" Freeman
and Sébastien "I will give you whatever you ask of me" Le Livre
star in
There's Only One Bed in the Fake Relationship turns D/s Porn With Feelings with a Mission Fic cherry on top!
-
Tags
Summary
"You... you have each other. And all I have is my grief, and all this dick shrapnel, because I never learned trigger discipline."
Or, five times Booker shot his own dick off and one time he didn’t.
-
Tags
Summary
The US Marine Corps has Nile Freeman's DNA. Booker doesn't betray his family, but a certain eugenicist pharma bro captures them anyway.
On the testing docket is reproductive coercion.
This is how Nile gets through it.
-
I See Your Eyes Seek a Distant Shore by nevermindirah
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
22 Dec 2020
Tags
Summary
Nile Freeman woke up from death to find herself in a new world. New rules, new possibilities. New fears. And so much time, more time than she can even imagine, let alone plan for. What does she want to do — who does she want to be?
Turns out she's about to be living in the same city as another immortal considering the same questions as he rebuilds his life from the ashes of trauma and his own terrible decisions.
Or, I just really need Booker to read Edward Said and Gloria Anzaldúa and then go down on Nile, ok?
-
Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat by nevermindirah
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
11 Dec 2020
Tags
Summary
Booker is going to meet his girlfriend's parents. His girlfriend who is Nile Freeman, the most unimaginably majestic goddess who has ever walked this otherwise godforsaken crust of a planet. His girlfriend who is two years younger than him despite them both being in their senior year, because she is a literal genius who started college at just 16. Her parents are going to murder him.
Featuring a heavy dollop of interfaith friendship adorableness/nerdery and snarky Jewish Booker being a proud combatant in the War on Xmas (but not with Nile's parents).
Recent series
-
occasional secret meetings of the We're Not Even Five Hundred Years Old Yet Club by nevermindirah
Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
09 Sep 2020
Summary
A series of loosely connected one-shots where Booker provides Nile with emotional support because I live for this shit and fandom doesn't produce enough of it.
- Words:
- 1,104
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
-
For I Am Bound and You Are Free by EnglishAsSheIsSpoke
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
26 Feb 2021
Tags
Summary
After recovering from a physically and emotionally scarring battle injury, Nile Freeman undertakes employment at the Bressay Lighthouse on the far and fierce coast of the Shetland Islands. Drawn to the isolated lighthouse and its curious crew of keepers, Nile discovers the joys of the lonely island, the secrets of its inhabitants, and a curse that may doom them all.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,809
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 5
- Kudos:
- 33
- Bookmarks:
- 4
- Hits:
- 244
Bookmarked by nevermindirah
26 Feb 2021
-
when the gyre widens on by hauntedjaeger (saellys)
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Feb 2021
Tags
Summary
The feeling that hasn’t changed, hasn’t shrunk itself down to a convenient portable size, is flight. It fills up her whole soul.
She tilts herself to shear between buildings, one wingtip skimming inches above the fleeing crowd, and she counts down the seconds before she breaks cover. On her two tours she was always in mountain ranges. Busting bunkers, she knows now, was a waste of the Falcon — of something capable of threading this needle’s eye between too-close condos. There’s so much more she could do.
If she didn’t have to think about this FUBAR situation, all the smoking cars, betrayal and death around every corner, she’d be having such a good time right now.
Bookmarked by nevermindirah
22 Feb 2021
-
- Words:
- 9,456
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 4
Bookmarked by nevermindirah
21 Feb 2021
-
As Long As There's Light, We've Got A Chance by euterpe42
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
26 Dec 2016
Tags
Summary
Poe remembers the stories his mother told him.
Bookmarked by nevermindirah
20 Feb 2021
-
Tags
Summary
Nile's doing all she can.
Bookmarked by nevermindirah
18 Feb 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
from me @ me: in emergency, please read these words from Joe to Nile. “You’re an adult and I’m not the boss of you,” he tells her, “but it would make me happy if you were gentle with yourself sometimes. You are more than what you can do for others.”