ninja_panda_lover



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Unexpected side effect of Jaskier praising witchers far and wide: children making the logical jump that witchers can handle ALL monsters. Including such subspecies as the under-the-bed variety.

    And, well, what are you supposed to say to a child who asks you to fight a monster for them?

    (Note: Chapter 5 is the reason for the M rating. All other chapters are T for language.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,244
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    855
    Kudos:
    2,741
    Bookmarks:
    875
    Hits:
    36,658

    14 Feb 2024

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Lambert sighs, and drops his face into his hands.

    “Wolf?”

    “You’re right,” he mumbles, not looking up or making any effort to be louder. Asshole’s a Witcher, he’ll hear. “I don’t like it.”

    Aiden, though, the fearless little shit, saunters right up to him and cards his fingers through the hair at the back of Lambert’s head. “But the real question is, do you dislike it enough to turn down the pleasure of fucking my mouth?”
    ____________________________________________

    An extremely sexually frustrated Lambert walks into a brothel. He gets more than he bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,948
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    636
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    3,521

    07 Feb 2024

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    Welcome to Floriography!
    When words are not enough, we can help with the language of flowers to translate your true feelings.

    Featuring 5+1 bouquets between Florist!Milena and Farmhand!Lambert.

    1. Brash Biedermeier - a very traditional and expensive bouquet for an enemy. Composed of orange lilies, orange geraniums, white lavender, basil and tansies.

    2. Appreciative Arm-Sheaf - a prestigious, showy bouquet for a parent. Composed of blue hydrangeas, gladiolus, chamomile, sage and holly.

    3. Thoughtful Tussie-Mussie - a dainty little bouquet for a new sibling. Composed of yellow tulip, coreopsis, buttercups and myrtle, basil and parsley.

    4. Weak-in-the-Knees Wreath - a unique bouquet for a unique occasion. Composed of sunflowers, white camelia, forget-me-nots and edelweiss, ivy and summer savory.

    5. Pure Posy - a flaming, heartfelt bouquet right from the heart. Composed of red roses, red camellias, golden yarrows, yellow zinnia, and mint and coriander.

    +1 Passionate Petals - a deconstructed gathering of flower petals arranged in the resemblance of a bouquet.

    Words:
    38,499
    Works:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    167

    05 Feb 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 19

    Words:
    66,837
    Works:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    19

    03 Feb 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 16

    Tags
    Summary

    Aiden was almost certain he was still going to die, after Jad stabbed him and cut his eye, and left him for dead in the river. And so he fled, north and north, further than any Cat dared to go.

    And what did he find, but a cabin in the woods with a garden, and a witcher.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,960
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    418

    01 Feb 2024