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  1. Rec 6

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    There is a plastic spray bottle under the bathroom sink. The peeling paper logo on the glass cleaner boasts utmost satisfaction, but every time Jane’s used it, the mirror has been left streaked and smudged. One mess traded for another. She has not used the spray bottle in a long time. Some days, she opens the cabinet and sees it, sitting half empty and stagnant. The liquid is beginning to congeal. She looks at the putrid mess inside with something approaching empathy, and wonders idly if she should drink it. If that would be enough to flush out whatever it is that’s lodged itself inside of her.

    Jane is not completely self-unaware. She knows these are not healthy thoughts to have. That she is not well. What she doesn’t know is what to do about it.

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    04 Apr 2021

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    MSNBC Breaking News: Heir to Stark Fortune Snubs Merger with Billionaire Walder Frey; Frey Retaliates with Vicious Attack on Twitter.

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    12 Jan 2021

  3. Rec 31

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    It’s a bad business brings her back down, trailing a late Spring frost.
    Bad business, in a smooth white envelope and a telegram inside that says only:
    Please come

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    The thing about people going Down is that they're supposed to stay Down. And the business of the girl, and that poet-boy mighta gone and landed Mr. Hades in a whole mess of trouble. Might could be a man has the Furies on 'im. Might could be he needs his wife's help.
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    05 Jan 2021

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    The recorded number of times someone hit on Neil Josten and got nowhere, and the one time Andrew didn't even have to try.

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    21 Dec 2020

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    There are a few things Sirius really didn't count on for Christmas of 1979. The extreme sexual confusion is one of them; Remus Lupin is approximately seventy-eight of the rest.

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    10 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    bury me in this style of writing bury me in these descriptions of love fucking hell