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  1. Summary

    AU where everything is the same except Mickey is an incubus. All of these fics exist in the same AU, but they're all standalone stories!

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    As unpredictable and tumultuous as a storm, this is the story of the unlikely relationship of one beastly prince and an ambitious vizier.

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Robin loves Sanji, soft and sweet between the sheets.

    - or -

    The softest femdom smut I've ever written.

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    14 Mar 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Whoever Whitebeard is, he took this man's hand, a treasure, and while the little chef can recognise that a pirate like this is far from innocent, right now he's just a customer. He needs to eat too.

    Maybe there are kings less brutal than Judge. Maybe there are pirates even stronger than kings. Maybe warlords are to kings what the ocean is to Sanji.

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    01 Mar 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Some part of his temperment had been destroyed. Crocodile can't sit back anymore, can't simply watch and wait, can't go without. He can't even say that he hates him - it's just a fury so encompassing that it transcends into white noise and movement and hunger. And he knows that there is only one cure for hunger.

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    17 Feb 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    The tone rings out, and he answers while smoking, distracted, hands moving across the chopping board. He doesn't offer a greeting - he wants the silence on the other end of the phone to act first.

    "I want you... to perish, choking on your own spit and begging for my mercy, sobbing and clutching onto my clothes as I snap your little neck in my hand."
    "Yeah, I can't put that in a to-go box, asshole."

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    11 Feb 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    You're not Sanji right now... this is Mr. Prince speaking.
    "So you wanna hear me beg, is that it?"
    "I do not want to hear anything from you ever again."
    Then why haven't you killed me yet?
    "Guess you'll have to give my tongue something better to do."
    "Your-" The taller man's eyebrows furrow. "Is this what you are? This is how my supposed prince gets off, then?"
    'His' prince?! Lean into it, it's working!
    "Wanna find out?"

    takes place during and very briefly after the alabasta arc, canon compliant (more or less). sanji's 'mr. prince' play backfires, leaving him to smooth talk his way out of sir crocodile's clutches.

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    15 Jan 2024

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