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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying's fabulous domestic adventures.

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    30 May 2020

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    Lan Wangji opens his mouth. He closes it. He is blisteringly aware of how absurd it sounds for him to say, I am you, only happier. The truth, perhaps, is not always the best choice.

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    28 May 2020

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    “Okay,” Jingyi says, as Sizhui puzzles this out aloud. “Okay! So the demon has been turning its victims into children.”

    “I think so,” Sizhui says.

    “To make them easier prey,” Jingyi says.

    “Yes,” Sizhui says.

    “So—” Jingyi’s voice cracks here, “this kid is Senior Wei.”

    Wei Wuxian, still tangled in his own massive robes, blinks politely at them.

    (Or: Wei Wuxian is cursed on a night-hunt, and the junior quartet rapidly finds themselves in over their heads.)

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    23 May 2020

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    Lan Wangji should refuse. He should. He looks back down at the mask. Beneath it is the soft creamy paper of the invitation. He could present this at the door and slip into the palace and—

    “Go see him, Wangji,” Lan Xichen says quietly, and Lan Wangji feels his resolve crumble beneath him.

    A very loose Cinderella AU, featuring Lan Wangji as Cinderella, Wei Wuxian as Prince Charming, Lan Xichen as fairy godmother, the forehead ribbon as glass slipper, and GusuLan bedtime as midnight.

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    17 May 2020

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    “Aren’t you curious, though?” Nie Huaisang asks Wei Wuxian. “About what’s the first thing that the love of your life will say to you?”

    “Well, if it happens it’ll be something epic, I’m sure of that.”

    Actually, Jiang Cheng pities whoever his brother's soulmate ends up being - if he has one after all - because he’s sure that whatever that person gets tattooed on their skin in Wei Wuxian’s illegible handwriting is going to be offensive and/or ridiculous.

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    16 May 2020