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    Ever since returning to Hogwarts, Harry has had nothing to do with Draco Malfoy, who exists at the bottom of the social ladder and is just trying to survive their "eighth year."

    One veela presentation (and Harry's natural resistance to veela allure) changes all of that.

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    05 Oct 2020

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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts. 

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

    ETA: Hello, I fixed this by taking it out of all collections. Apologies to those of you who had marked it in open or public ones, someone put it in a private collection and it disappeared, prompting a flood of despair in my inboxes on multiple platforms. If this has appeared as a new work, that's just AO3's default move for revealing 'unrevealed' stories. It has not been edited, save for this note. P.S. If you are adding works to collections please make sure the collection is public! -- Nat (Febricant)

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    17 Apr 2019

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    Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter have decided fifth year is going to be their year; the year everything falls into place for them both and the year they show the bullies they aren’t afraid of them. Scorpius receives a prefect badge and Albus is going to join the Quidditch team, if Scorpius can just convince him that he should try out.

    It’s going to be the year everything works out for them, and if that means Scorpius keeping his huge crush on his best friend a secret, then that’s just what he’s going to have to do.

    It’s just a crush. He can get over it well before fifth year is over, can’t he?

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    06 Feb 2018

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    short rey/kylo fic :)

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    09 Jan 2018

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    “And what are you gonna do with him when you’ve found him?”
    There is a long pause.
    Kill him, barks the Asset.
    Kiss him, pleads the Sergeant.
    He eyes the dark muzzle of the gun dispassionately and his honest answer is directed into that blackness. “I don’t know.”

    Post-CA:TWS, the Winter Soldier grapples with memory, identity, and a lot of anger. You know the drill. Expect much introspection.

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    12 Nov 2015