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Geralt keeps having sex with Jaskier in strange places.
5 times Geralt and Jaskier had sex publicly + 1 time they finally had some privacy.
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Geralt learns some new things about Jaskier ... during their wedding.
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Everlong (if everything could ever feel this real forever) by numinousnumbat
Fandoms: Roswell New Mexico (TV 2019)
18 Oct 2019
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Alex takes Michael's handprint with him to war. (Alex's life between the shed and showing up at Michael's trailer 10 years later.)
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The 37th Annual Steve Walsh 6-and-Under Bigelow T-Ball Championship by numinousnumbat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Oct 2019
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Anathema has a plan, Newt could use a holiday, and Crowley and Aziraphale have nothing better to do. Answering the question no one asked: What if Crowley and Aziraphale coached a t-ball team?
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Michael, Alex, and Kyle take a road trip to Albuquerque.
“It’s three men versus Albuquerque’s finest drinking establishments tonight,” Michael said.
“Two men and an alien,” Kyle said flashing a smile at Michael.
“Fine!” Michael said. “One man, one alien, and one asshole.”
Alex knocked on his prosthetic leg that he’d just put on. “Well, technically I’m three-fourths of a man.”
“Come on, you’re at least nine-tenths of a man!” Michael said. “Three-fourths would be if you lost, like, the whole leg.”
“So one alien, one asshole, and nine-tenths of a man,” Kyle said. “Let’s go.”
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter assumed they would never be anything but civil enemies, until Potter lands on Malfoy's doorstep, bleeding, covered in curses, and acting very strangely indeed.
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27 Feb 2021
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Separate Ways by PepperPrints for restlesslikeme
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Mar 2020
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With Moff Gideon defeated and the Darksaber reclaimed, the rumours of newly named Mand'alor Din Djarin spread through the galaxy... along with the stories of the Child he carries with him. Determined to meet him, Luke Skywalker arrives on Mandalore -- but before he can get any closer, he has to prove himself worthy of Mandalorian standards.
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08 Jan 2021
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blood on the marble walls by ghostinthelibrary
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Dec 2020
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After being ambushed during a hunt, Griffin witcher Yennefer wakes up in a cell with two other witchers— a Cat named Jaskier and a wolf named Geralt. Held captive by a mage who wants to use them to create more witchers, there seems to be no chance of escape. But as Yennefer grows closer to her cellmates, she realizes that she’ll do anything to get the three of them out of this alive.
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- Part 1 of blood on the marble walls
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14 Dec 2020
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out in the pouring rain (down on your knees) by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Nov 2020
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"Hello, Julian," Yennefer says coolly. "Listen carefully. We are only having this conversation because it’d make Geralt happy and I'm the best wife in the fucking world. You and I should have sex."
Jaskier says, "I'm going to need you to elaborate."
Or: Geralt's biggest fantasy is to watch someone else fuck his wife. What kind of best friend would Jaskier be if he didn't lend a hand?
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18 Nov 2020
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Comply by QueenOfAllCorgis
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Oct 2020
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“This drink, the mage made it. It is going to make you a good boy,” she brushed back his hair, too long nails trailing along his cheek. “But you cannot tell anyone. You cannot tell a soul about this drink or this spell. You don’t talk about it. You keep it secret.”
Julian opened his mouth to ask more and was hit by a pain he had never experienced. The boy cried out in pain and doubled over, arm wrapping around his screaming middle. His mother shushed him and pet at him until he was able to catch his breath.
“See what happens to naughty little boys who don’t listen?” Her voice was sharp. “I told you not to say anything.”
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Jaskier was cursed with obedience as a child and has mostly learned to get by without others knowing. Geralt is not most people.
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02 Nov 2020