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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Sirius is caught passing notes to Remus in class.

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    19 Jun 2020

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    “Fine,” said Sirius calmly. “We’ll live in the garden.”
    “What?” said Remus.
    “What?” said Petunia.
    Vernon did his best impression of a walrus mixed with a tomato.
    “You don’t want to raise him,” said Sirius, with the air of describing something to the incredibly dimwitted, “and we sure as hell don’t want you to bloody raise him. But he can’t leave your property; he’s got to call this…” he gestured disdainfully at the living room, “a home until he’s of age. So we’ll live in the back garden.”

    (formerly 'Moony and the Dogfather')

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    19 Jun 2020

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    Unknown number (sun, 9:03 am): hey settle an argument chocolate milk in cereal is innovative and cool, right?

    Remus (sun, 9:07 am): it absolutely is not who tf are u

    Unknown number (sun, 9:08 am): first of all, fuck u and second of all i told james u said yes anyway that’s what u get for living in my phone

     

    Sirius texts a wrong number, Remus faces some fears, and things get better.

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    18 Jun 2020

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    No student had ever figured out why Mr. Black and Mr. Lupin seemed to hate each other so much, and at this point in the year the seniors were done trying. All they had time to focus on now was finals and graduation, although the annual class trip provided a welcome distraction. Three days on a lake with their four favorite teachers and plenty of time to gossip had to be a good time, right?

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    15 Jun 2020

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    “Yeah, sure, steal my bird and then insult my clothing. Why not?” He waves a hand flippantly but Sirius stands up shocked.

    “Wait, what?”

    “Which part are you confused by?” the man seethes, eyes narrowed dangerously. “The part where I know you’re sleeping with my girl, or the part where you insulted my clothes two seconds ago.”

    “The first - I’m very aware about the cardigan joke.”

    “There’s no point in playing dumb, I fucking know.” The other sighs, all of the wind gone from his sails, shoulders slumping as he rakes a hand through disheveled curls, damp from the spitting mist outside. “Reversed the number on her phone found the billing address.”

    “I didn’t steal your girl, mate. I mean, I’m fucking sorry because that’s horrible, but it wasn’t me.” A snarl pulls up the others lip, he glares with disdain, but Sirius holds his hands up before he can continue. “I’m gay, for fucks sake. Like, really, really, gay. You’ve got the wrong bloke.”

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    14 Jun 2020