Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
04 Jun 2021
Joe’s life was going pretty swell. He had an education that was mostly fun, a supportive, loving friend group, even several big career opportunities in his near future. The only thing that was missing was an insufferable Italian-American baker Joe could let drive him fucking crazy. On the other hand, Joe could simply let Nicky fuck him crazy, too.
OR: Joe is a tired art student and Nicky di
GenovaBrooklyn is the most insufferable man he’s ever met. He’s hot, though.
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13 Jun 2021
15 May 2021
Over the centuries, the team has battled the very worst of humanity - despots, tyrants, traffickers, hitmen, mad scientists, you name it. But now, undercover and laying low in suburbia on their latest op, they come up against what may be their most tenacious foe yet...
Andy pulled out a switchblade and used it to open the envelope that had been stuffed through the mail slot. She quickly skimmed it and as she read it over, a frown crossed her face.
“What,” she asked, “the hell is a Home Owner’s Association?”
28 Mar 2021
He let out a deep breath, and thought for a moment about how to phrase his request. There was no way to do it subtly; his intent would be clear no matter what. So he decided to speak plainly, as always, and just blurted out, “I need the recipe.”
There was a strange silence for a few moments, before his mother finally managed to ask, “When you say you need the recipe, do you mean… the recipe?”
All he could do was nod stiffly.
“You do know what you are asking for, Nico?” she gasped.
Nicky has finally managed to ask Joe out on a date. A dinner date, in fact, with the dinner in question being made by his own two hands. So, he decides to bring out the big guns - a traditional family recipe, passed down through generations, that has never failed. (But, unfortunately, there may be a first time for everything...)
1. relating to a transitional or initial stage of a process.
2. occupying a position at, or on both sides of, a boundary or threshold.
They are occupying the liminal space between enemies and lovers: the “crossing over” space - a space where you have left something behind, yet you are not fully in something else. A transition space.
Copley has a very simple directive: wipe out all evidence of the Old Guard and their activities throughout history. The problem is, the people best suited to direct him where to look are a group of immortals who don't like being given homework assignments from a man who was responsible for their capture.
Oh, and then there's the matter of that sex tape.