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Chance We Not, We Chance Too Much by D20Owlbear, itwasadarkandstormynight, orderlyhouse, Sev Dragomire (seventhe), smolalienbee, under_a_linden_tree
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
09 Jan 2021
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Aziraphale and Crowley cannot touch. The divinity beneath Aziraphale's skin is too much for the demon underneath Crowley's, and forces it out from the corporation he inhabits, not dead so much as exorcised. It's fraught and unpleasant and there's no telling how long Hell might keep him at any given point. Days, years, decades?
No, it's better not to chance it. Unless...
[2 simultaneous 5 + 1 from alternating POV of Aziraphale and Crowley from their first touch in 3004 BC to their second in 1941 CE, and all the almost-touches and workarounds between.]
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when you come knocking by orderlyhouse for mehrto
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Dec 2020
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R. P. Tyler doesn't like it when anybody takes his parking spot, so when that happens and he fails to call the police on the man, he turns to someone else.
Unfortunately, he doesn't consider Aziraphale's utter lack of negotiation skills, nor the poorly chosen Guardian of the Parking Spot succumbing to Crowley's awful flirting. -
it takes courage to enjoy it by orderlyhouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2020
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“I’m sorry,” he says, “What did you just say?”
Crowley recalls the moment, eyes flickering to the side. “Zira.”
It’s 1975, and with Crowley attempting to sit on the sofa back right across him, Aziraphale puts his teacup back on the saucer.
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seem(ed) like the real thing by orderlyhouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Apr 2020
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An angel shows up in Heaven to fix a pipe and inspire a union.
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i received your message in full (a few days ago) by orderlyhouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Apr 2020
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Thinking that Crowley didn’t have to, and wouldn’t know it if anyone’s treated his plants to some loving, Aziraphale lifted one of the leaves with his finger to his lips.
After the failed Apocalypse Crowley's plants become slightly more sentient, so he can't bully them anymore without feeling as bad as they do afterwards.
Aziraphale shows up to an empty flat and thinks that he'd love to see the potted orchid in bloom.Neither of them know about the myth of angel kisses.
(OR: Crowley suddenly has freckles, but doesn't know why.)
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The L Word by williamastankova
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Sep 2019
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Their body swap gives Aziraphale some insight into how Crowley truly feels about him.
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09 Jan 2021
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Crowley blinked twice, which was a lot of blinking for a snake. He turned towards the big mirror on the side of his room, and saw… uh. That couldn’t be right. He blinked another couple of times as he realised Aziraphale was trapped inside his mirror.
But it wasn’t just that. Aziraphale also seemed to be… well, a drawing of himself? And a rather infuriated one at that.
Crowley gaped like a fish, then looked back towards the door, wondering how much wine he’d had before falling asleep.
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04 Jan 2021
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Five Times Crowley Wanted To Kiss Aziraphale (And One Aziraphale Asked Him To) by williamastankova
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jul 2019
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Crowley's spent six thousand years for Aziraphale to catch up to him, and yet he doesn't know if the angel ever will.
(from Aziraphale's POV)
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01 Jan 2021
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Of All the Times by williamastankova
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Jun 2019
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A short compliation of the times throughout history Crowley decided it was a good idea to pop up and flirt with Aziraphale.
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01 Jan 2021
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The Season of Advent by rfsmiley
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Dec 2019
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Advent, noun: a season observed in most branches of Christianity; a time of expectant waiting. (In which two entities meet after an important event and end up discussing mistletoe.)
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01 Jan 2021