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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    Here’s a joke for you: a Muslim, a zombie, and a leprechaun walk into a bar in Misery, Indiana. No one stares, because no one in the puckered, shitty asshole of Misery, Indiana gives a fuck. The Colts are playing. 

    “Fucking new gods,” the leprechaun mutters, hunching his shoulders almost up to his ears. “Gridiron and Pepsi commercials.”

     
    …or, Mad Sweeney, Laura Moon, and Salim-not-Salim get stuck on the road trip from hell. Urban legends, necrophilia, and the Midwest ensue.

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    25 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 90

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    "Dying worked for me. Everyone should try it at least once."

    Laura dies. And then she dies again. And again. And again. And again.

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    20 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    Johnny has gone through a life of physicals and athletic competitions with his secret status as an omega intact.

    Of course LaRusso would find a way to screw that up, too.

    Maybe he can find a way to help him fix it.

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    23 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    Hell is yourself and the only redemption is when a person puts himself aside to feel deeply for another person.

    He was still wearing a brace on his knee the first time Johnny Lawrence walked through the back gate of Mr. Miyagi’s house. He didn’t know how Johnny figured out where Mr. Miyagi lived, and it didn’t matter – Daniel hobbled to his feet, unsteady on the uneven ground, and fixed Johnny with a searing look – don’t try anything, not here.

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    23 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    After Tommy's death, Johnny goes to see the one person who can ground him. Daniel is alive, he's well. So why does Johnny feel the need to shake him, make sure he's whole?

    Little does he know, they're soon going to be locked in the cold room, with only each other for warmth.

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    22 Feb 2021