paintedanxiety



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    Jungkook’s tipsy, but he’s not buzzed enough to miss that he doesn’t recognize any of the four dozen people here. And seeing as his friends aren’t ones to ditch and there’s no way they’d play a prank this mean on him, Jungkook reaches the conclusion that he just walked into a stranger’s very expensive home, uninvited, and started eating their food and petting their well-dressed dog.

     

    (Or: Jungkook shows up to the wrong Halloween party and meets the most powerful family in Seoul.)

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    14 Aug 2022

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    SO funny. One of the few things that actually makes me laugh

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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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    26 Dec 2021

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    Perfect read if you need a good laugh

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    Spawned from the hell that was the bodyswap fic [and then the mind-swap fic], there are now a few ficlets i wanna add to this au! If you have any requests at all please please please comment on any of the works in the series and ask for it bc chances are i'll wanna do something for it <:

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    17 Mar 2021

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