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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Sequel to "Instructions Not Included".

    Two months after that whole business with Raphael's staff, Aziraphale and Crowley are about to be dragged back into the politics of Heaven and Hell whether they like it or not. An old enemy resurfaces to cause problems on purpose, they're hired to investigate a highly unusual missing persons case, and Crowley has a very bad day at the office.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale run a supernatural detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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    01 Mar 2021

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    24 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    'Do you have a heart attack?' Phee asked from somewhere under his elbow. He startled so hard that he almost fell off the tree stump.
    'No, erm, of course not,' eyeing her as he straightened his sweater. 'What makes you say so?'
    'You have a shallow breath and hold your belly like you're in pain,' she replied matter-of-factly. She looked tired, and there was a frown over her face which Linus didn't like. 'Just like Lucy said in his last book report.'
    Because of course Lucy, dear but morbid child that he was, picked for his reading of the month a book about cardiac problems after he learned about Linus' high blood pressure. As was to be expected, the symptoms, complications, and death cases were the focus points in his rather lengthy presentation.

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    A story of three months between Linus' return to the island and his move to the Marsyas House, in which he learns that there are more ways to express his feelings than just arts and crafts projects.

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    23 Jan 2021

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    Crowley is stunned when, out of the blue, Aziraphale has a proposal. Yes, that kind.

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    30 Jul 2020

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    "Endearment" (noun) - A phrase expressing affection. A word that you use to show that you love someone.

    Six thousand years’ worth of countless iterations of ‘you go too fast for me’ have left Crowley utterly unprepared in the face of Aziraphale’s unguarded affection.

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    27 Jul 2020