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    Is it an imaginary date?

    No. I met him in a coffee shop.

     When?

    This morning. It was love on first sight.

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    26 Jan 2020

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    "This is…not four million in cash,” remarks Stilinski.

    “Isaac. Did you fail to get my money back and decided to pick up a stripper on the road to bribe me? Because let me make this perfectly clear: this would totally work. Well done.”

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    The mafia!AU where the Hales owe four million to the Stilinskis, Laura rents Derek (but not as a stripper), Stiles gets a new favorite, Derek gets a new boss, a new puppy and a new family.

    Sometimes they break people, but mainly, they just snark at each other.

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    24 Jan 2020

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    Written for the prompt: Double date at movies with jealous Derek

    "She works at Target for fuck’s sake. Target doesn't employ evil supernatural beings. Everyone knows they work at Walmart.”

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    Derek goes on a double date with Stiles. It goes about as well as can be expected.

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    20 Jan 2020

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    “Oh no!” Stiles yelps, springing back in alarm, and then, once he gets a better look at who he’s just doused, he whines, “Nonononononooooooooo.”

    Because he has just thrown coffee over the hottest guy he’s ever seen: Tall, muscular and dressed in what must have been, pre-coffee, a white tank-top, and what are still, coffee stains notwithstanding, excruciatingly tight jeans. The guy has dark hair, piercing eyes and the sort of scruff that Stiles just wants to rub all over himself.

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    20 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    That said, the real turning point in their relationship came a few weeks after the battle with the Chitauri was over, once Tony moved them all into Avengers Tower— effectively turning it into some weird superhero frat house.

    “Au contraire, mon capitaine,” Tony replied, the first time Steve referred to it that way in passing conversation. "This is not a frat house."

    Three of them were sitting at the table in the dining area, Tony sipping his coffee, while Steve and Bruce ate breakfast. They’d officially been living at Avengers Tower for a whole week now, and it still felt kind of magical to Steve.

    “No?” Steve said.

    “You’re sure?” Bruce added, “Because I caught Clint trying to do a keg stand with that barrel of mead Thor brought back from Asgard last week.”

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    20 Jan 2020