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  1. Summary

    A series of stories set in a crossover MCU/Lewis universe. Things a prospective reader should know:

    1. Darcy Lewis and Robbie Lewis are cousins in this here pocket universe. Distant cousins, but family nonetheless.
    2. Darcy Lewis is a BAMF.
    3. Robbie Lewis is the best of men.
    4. The author adores James Hathaway nearly as much as James Hathaway loves Robbie Lewis. So, like, A LOT.
    5. Series will have a variety of ratings, pairings, relationships and hopefully a healthy dose of humor to go with the angst they're all usually swimming in. Perhaps those cardboard coffee rings can double as life preservers?

    Set after Thor: The Dark World and the events of the Convergence. Will incorporate canon elements from both MCU and Lewis as the author can shoehorn them in.

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    The Kynckyy are an ancient species that take joy in giving others pleasure. Luke, ever the Jedi Knight, seems graciously accepting of such an honour. Han's still a little stuck on the tentacles.

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    28 Feb 2021

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    After arriving at Beorn's halls, Bilbo is conscripted into helping Óin rebandage Thorin's wounds. And I'm not giving the rest away, except to be appalled at myself for embracing dwarrow humor so. ::facepalms::

    (Previously known as Hurt/Comfort Humor Romance Dwarrow Courting Ritual Fic Which Stubbornly Remains Untitled. Most humble thanks to Darth Stitch, muse wrangler and dear enabler.)

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    17 Feb 2021

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    Thorin Oakenshield, King under the Mountain, is a virgin. His Company gets a little too involved in the matter.

    (Except their burglar.)

    (Especially their burglar.)

     

    Written for this hobbit-kink prompt.

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    27 Jan 2021

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    After a life dominated by a strange form of sickness, Thorin is sent to the Shire to seek a cure only Bilbo Baggins can offer.

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    27 Jan 2021

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    Bilbo was banished. That's it, the end. She wants nothing more to do with dwarves. Now all she needs to do is get back home, but there may be some complications along the way.

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    22 Jan 2021