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    Everyone goes to Hogwarts and, instead of having a mutation, Karkat is a werewolf. This deals with his varying worries and insecurities on the matter, as well as those of a few other characters. I'll add to it when I have time/inspiration.

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    Sometimes, a family can be three horses, two witchers, a furious sorceress, and a chaotic bard

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    19 May 2020

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    "Terrible news," Ed says into the mattress. He feels Al sit up straighter.

    "What, what happened?"

    "I still don't know if I had a crush on Ling at sixteen, but I think I got a crush on him now," Ed whines. Al laughs in delight and pats his shoulder sympathetically. "Al, it was horrible. He asked me about, you know, my life and I was like Uhhh and he was like Sounds like you do absolutely no introspection, idiot. Also you need to obsess over things to live. Absolutely unbelievable."

    "Wow," Al says. "Did he really say that? That's a little harsh."

    "No," Ed admits. "He said it sounded like I hadn't figured out how to want things for myself and that it was okay to do that. Well, he did basically say the thing about obsessing over stuff. And here I am!!"

    "Wow," Al says again.

    "I know," Ed says. "Devastating."

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    Seven years after the Promised Day, Ed finally gets around to visiting Emperor Yao.

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    03 Mar 2020

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    In Shang Qinghua’s defense, this whole trope was originally something he’d only ever written in for Sha Hualing, for precisely one scene.

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    21 Feb 2020

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    Peter’s wrong, of course. When it’s all over, Martin does still want to tell Jon everything. It’s just—well, there’s a few things they need to work through first before they can get there.

    Martin and Jon find each other again in Scotland.

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    01 Jan 2020

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    "...but I can't say 'you're controlling and smothering and I need to never see you again if I'm ever going to grow a spine,'" Eddie said, avoiding Richie's eyes. "So I just skipped ahead to the part where I told her I was gay."

    Richie, who had been using one large and one small french fry to stage a dramatic reenactment of the dissolution of Eddie's marriage, froze.

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    30 Nov 2019