picnokinesis



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    The Doctor is an investigative journalist with amnesia. The TARDIS is a campervan. That's all you really need to know.

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Messing with memories is always a risky business. Messing with your own memories, now that's just asking for trouble.

    The Doctor is very good at asking for trouble. And Jack is very good at finding it.

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    06 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    The offer was accepted and the arrangement was made: to save her friends from the Cybermen, the Thirteenth Doctor agreed to ten trips with the Master in his TARDIS—but before they could depart, the Doctor threw in an additional complication:

    “If you’re hearing this, it means that you just realised you couldn’t open the locket. You shouldn’t leave things like Chameleon Arches lying about like that, you know. People can get up to all sorts of mischief if left alone with one. So here’s my end of the deal: the locket will open after ten trips in the TARDIS. Until then, you’re stuck with your new human companion, Jenny Smith. I’ll still be travelling with you… I just won’t have to be there for it.”

    —which is when the Master added in a complication of his own:

    “If you want to run from your problems and hide inside a little human costume… fine. Two can play at that game.”

    Meanwhile in Bristol, the Twelfth Doctor’s decades-long routine of eccentric lecturing and vault guarding is about to be upended by the two most disruptive students St. Luke’s University has ever had: the perpetually bickering Jenny Smith and Harry Jones.

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    02 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Yaz is trying to negotiate with a group of uncooperative Judoon officers when Ryan disappears in a flash of blue light. When a severe woman arrives to apprehend Lee Clayton – the so-called fugitive – she takes Yaz back to the Judoon ship for questioning.

    The Doctor rigged Gat's weapon to backfire, and simulate her death. In reality, Gat was teleported down to Earth, her communication equipment completely fried. Stranded, she tries to repair her tech, until she happens upon a TARDIS signal in the middle of Sheffield some weeks later.

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    18 Dec 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    In this high tech, WiFi kind of world the villains have taken the lazy route and just electrified the floor. They don’t even have the decency to be present to leer and threaten while they torture; it’s probably all done by a dude sitting in chair, watching a monitor and mashing a button while he munches morosely on a donut.

    The bad guys also had better names for things like this back in the old days. Bottle dungeon. Oubliette.

    Clint just calls it the kill box.

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    05 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    prison is lonely, and the doctor is lonelier.

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    27 Jun 2020