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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Mike Crew plants Vast Leitners around London because it’s easier to piss Gerry off than to tell him he misses him.

    Alternate summary: Two bossy men annoy the shit out of each other and have wind sex, simultaneously.

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    29 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Gerry asked, quieter, “Did he like it?” When Michael didn’t answer right away, he added, “When you gave it to him.”

    I don’t care if Monday’s blue, sang the man in the earbud in Michael’s ear. The boy that still lived inside Michael wanted to howl the lyrics down to every cloying weekday. “I don’t know,” said the Michael that remained. “He never said.”

    Or: Michael Shelley (age inconclusive) and the mechanics of repetition.

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    26 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Gerard Keay is a Hunter of the Healing Church, and a devout follower of The Watcher. Always resisting the fall to beasthood, he, like all others, walks a line between monstrosity and humanity. Yet he has drawn the attention of another, a twisting god, and it longs for his company. And now he must contend with another kind of monster.

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    06 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS IS FUCKINF BALLER

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    10:12 PM
    Jared Boneturner:
    the arm bone was a femuur :) i looked it up
    Elias:
    Humerus.
    Jared Boneturner:
    yeah it was pretty funny :)

     

     

     

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    i just want the avatars to have 1) a groupchat 2) twitters. and i dont have any photoshop skills but i CAN write a chatfic like its 2014 again.

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    15 Nov 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    “I’m gonna have to start charging you rent if you keep showing up like this.” Gerry said in greeting, throwing himself into the chair across from Michael. Michael stretched over the back of the couch, long and bending in places normal people didn’t have joints, reaching for the book Gerry had abandoned on the table behind him. Gerry paid that little attention, though, eyes suddenly drawn towards the way Michael’s shirt rode up, the flash of faintly prismatic skin and fine blond hair.

    Oh god, did he find the Distortion hot?

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    23 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ineffable