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    Hoseok used to be scared of snakes.

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    05 Mar 2021

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    If Seokjin is a planet and Jeongguk’s his moon, then Yoongi is certainly their sun, orchestrating everything, their point of reference.

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    01 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    seokjin accidentally walks in on his roommate and best friend masturbating in the shower. in yoongi's defense, it's the only thing that relieves period cramps.

    or pretty much just yoonjin period sex

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    01 Mar 2021

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    “Hey,” Jimin nudges Namjoon’s shin again, this time harder, “you asked two questions. That’s cheating. Now I get to ask two questions.”

    Oh, god. “Alright,” Namjoon says. “Lay ‘em on me.”

    “First one,” Jimin starts, holding up his little pointer finger, “have you ever hooked up with any of us? In BTS, I mean?”

    Namjoon groans. “Stop turning my questions back on me.”

    “We never said that wasn’t allowed. We didn’t set rules aside from drinking if we don’t wanna answer—so drink up if you don’t wanna tell me,” Jimin sing-songs.

    This one Namjoon can at least answer without extra grief. “No,” Namjoon says. “I haven’t.”

    “Okay,” Jimin immediately responds, “then have you ever jerked off thinking about one of us?”

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    Namjoon and Jimin play the truth game late at night. And then they stop playing.

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    25 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Taehyung glances at Jungkook out of the corner of his eye and smirks a bit. “Ah. Okay. I get it now,” he says. And then proceeds to say nothing else, withholding the apparent solution to Jungkook’s plight.

    Well?” Jungkook throws his hands up, “We’re all waiting, Taehyung-ssi! The floor is yours!” He gestures sarcastically to the empty living room around them.

    Taehyung remains silent as he leans forward to exchange the small, folded square remains of his chip bag with a bottle of water from the coffee table. He takes - what Jungkook estimates to be - the longest possible sip of water in the history of mankind and simply says, “You want them to cuck you.”

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    25 Feb 2021