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    Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.

    This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.

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    22 Apr 2018

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    We are one when together.
    We are one when parted.
    We will share all.
    We will raise warriors.

    - Mandalorian marriage law

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    10 Jan 2018

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    "There are two kinds of pride, both good and bad. 'Good Pride' represents our dignity and self-respect. 'Bad Pride' is the deadly sin of superiority that reeks of conceit and arrogance." -John C. Maxwell

    Thirty-two-year-old artist, Breeyanna Grant finds herself thrust into a game she barely remembers, except for one thing - Solas is Fen'Harel, and he is a liar.

    Stuck in this strange world by an ancient, she must now find a way to live through Thedas' 'boot camp' and save everyone from the Dread Wolf.

     

    Credits for where I find the elven language.

    Project Elvhen: An Elvhen Lexicon - FenxShiral
    Project Elvhen: Expanding the Elvhen Language - FenxShiral
    Project Elvhen: Book of Names - FenxShiral
    Elvhen translations are from Elven DAI Translator at lingojam.com/ElvenDAI and
    Elven DAI spreadsheets at docs.google.com/spreadsheets
    Bioware for all cannon dialog, characters, and the general world we all know and love called Thedas.

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    11 Dec 2017

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    John Watson is left-handed.

    He’s tried not to let it affect his life, but as any Lefty knows, that’s almost impossible.

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    18 Jul 2017

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    “Hey Lewis! We need you out here. Got a big order. And you gotta see this guy.” Kelly shouted as she held open the swing door. Darcy huffed and grabbed a cloth, wiping her hands clean and straightening out her blue and red uniform.

    “What’s the problem? Did you not read the sign?” Darcy snarked pointing up at the blackboard that read ‘Menu: Slice of Pie and Coffee. If you don’t like it, get out.’

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    04 Jun 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Pie recipes! Adorable!