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    How Victoria and Melbourne learnt how to say "fuck y'all" and grab their happiness with hungry hands.

    Series title from Outro by Left Boy

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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    Geraskier Soulmates AU

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    02 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Jaskier is a professor at Oxenfurt and enjoys a reputation as the continent’s foremost expert on Witchers. However, he’s never actually met one. That is, until the day Geralt of Rivia shows up at his office. Geralt is being plagued by a curse of some kind and needs Jaskier’s help. When Jaskier visits his home to look for clues, he meets Geralt’s daughter Ciri, and all the pieces snap into place.

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    “As I said.” Geralt repeated slowly. “The details aren’t important. What’s important is that some kind of magic has penetrated my mind and is manipulating my thoughts. I need to find out what it is and stop it.”

    A large drop of ink fell from Jaskier’s quill onto the parchment, marring it. He’d been hovering too long.

    “And you’re having fits?” he asked. “Surely you can tell me about those?”

    “Yes.” said the witcher, absently rubbing his sternum.

    Well at least there was that.

    “What are they like, then?” urged Jaskier. He gave an encouraging smile.

    The witcher seemed to be searching for words.

    “Irritating.”

    This was like helping a cat remove a stuck claw from a quilt. Geralt obviously needed help, yet he insisted upon growling at him and resisting his efforts.

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    02 Aug 2020

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    Geralt learns that Jaskier sleeps with men. Oddly enough he gets angry. Jaskier thinks Geralt is judging him. But maybe the issue is something else entirely. Hmmm I wonder what it could be?

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    “If you’re going to treat our room like a brothel you should get your own,” barked Geralt. “That way you can entertain all the cock you want for however long you desire.”

    The mud on Geralt was drying to a crust and he looked absolutely miserable. Jaskier was at a loss. He tried a different tack.

    “Geralt you need to bathe. You smell like rotten entrails.”

    “If am so revolting then leave,”

    Geralt plopped back down on the chair and stared menacingly at the floor.

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    02 Aug 2020

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    I read the first two Witcher books, and Geralt is a sensitive boi about the whole mutant thing. Multiple times he mutters to himself about how THoSe PeoPLE don't think he has FeElings.

    So I just really think he'd be charmed as hell by Netflix Jaskier. It would be big 'I've had him for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this tavern and then myself' energy.

    So I imagined what would happen if Book Geralt met Netflix Jaskier that day at that tavern in Posada. (Spoiler he loves him.)

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    01 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    In which Jaskier offers to comb out Geralt's tangled hair and to everyones surprise Geralt agrees to it. Which leads to - after a few hiccups - more :)

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    01 Aug 2020

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