29 Jul 2020
“You can’t be around my girl unless you prove that you are actually gay!”
“What? Prove I am gay?”
“That’s right. Prove you are gay. The only way I will know for sure that you are gay is if you suck my dick right now. Prove to me that you worship and love manliness.”
Sendo Takeshi has always had a bit of an obsession with Makunouchi Ippo. Their latest fight makes him reconsider whether or not that obsession is purely based on wanting to fight the strongest fighters. Makunouchi is the answer to Sendo's simple question: what does it mean to be strong? Just not in the way he originally thought.
“Whatever McCall,” Theo sneered, “suck my dick.”
Not the best comeback but at this point Theo just wanted this confrontation to be over so he could head over to the gym and pound his frustration out on a punching bag. He didn’t expect Scott to stop, give him a considering look, then close the distance between them in a blink and drop to his knees. Theo stumbled back into the row of lockers behind him, eyes wide and ready to ask him what the hell he thought he was doing when Scott reached out, grabbed the band of Theo’s shorts and underwear, pull them down in one quick move, and then dart forward to take Theo’s into his mouth.
(or theo and scott are dumb high school jocks who start blowing each other after school - featuring pining, dumb boys being dumb, jealousy, and their captive audience the rest of the beacon hills high students)
Billy has some fun with the cute freshman he catches taking sneaky pictures of him at a Halloween party.
“C’mere,” he purrs in Steve’s ear, his only warning.
Thick arms slipping around Steve’s waist, Billy only grunts when he scoops Steve up to plop the omega in his lap. Steve weighs what he should for a guy his height. He’ll be tall, for an omega. He’s not done growing yet. Billy remembers those years but still savors the fact he has an inch on Steve. For now. Although with Steve piled in his lap like a princess that inch means nothing. Hands braced on Billy’s chest for balance, Steve perks right up when Billy shuffles on the couch to get comfortable under him. Like he expects Billy to snap at him to sit still, be calm and quiet. So Billy grins up at Steve and pops the omega’s rear with his thigh, bouncing Steve once.
“That’s better.” Billy reaches up with a casual hand to squeeze Steve’s far shoulder. “Having fun?”
- Part 5 of Tilted
"You went to a fraternity party in a sarong and came home with a bunch of numbers. You can do this."
Basically: that time Klaus went to a frat party in a sarong and came away from it with a bunch of numbers.
“I cannot believe I let you talk me into this…” Viktor complained as he stared blankly at his laptop screen.
“You can thank me when he arrives.” Chris said gleefully.
“It’s 2020 and I’ve just basically bought a person. On the internet. Like some kind of modern alpha pervert.” Viktor grumbled.
“Modern problems require modern solutions.” Chris joked.
“Get out.” Viktor deadpanned.
OR: the mail order bride A/B/O AU no one asked for.
Bookmarked by randomjed
07 Aug 2020
Castiel thought it was teenage hormones... it wasn't. He couldn't have been more wrong. Evolution was once again molding the human race, whether it was ready for it, or not.
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04 Aug 2020