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“You’re not broken Mr. Stilinski, nor are you a freak,” Deaton says, reaching into a drawer and searching for something, “You are simply asexual.”
“Asexual?” The word tastes heavy in Stiles mouth but it doesn’t feel wrong.
“Asexuality is not uncommon in society,” Deaton continues, finding what he was looking for. Unsurprisingly it’s a pamphlet. “There are lots of omegas, betas and alphas that are asexual or a form of asexuality. There are many chat forums and websites that cater specifically to asexuality. Obviously you will not be required to go to play-mating classes anymore and if you so wish you can remain off the suppressants.”
Stiles clutches the pamphlet in his hands. Asexual. Not broken, just asexual. It’s a word that Stiles can definitely get used to.
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09 Jan 2021
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The Hobbit: A Suicidal Journey by vividpast
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 Mar 2020
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Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.
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02 Jan 2021
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
13 Sep 2014
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
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28 Dec 2020
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Episodes from Middle Earth by paranoid_fridge
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Aug 2017
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Collection of one-shots. Please look at the complete list in ch.1 for details. The most recent instalments:
43. Bilbo departs from Erebor, knowing only Thorin lives. Years later, Thorin comes for him.
44. In the darkest hour, Bilbo plants the acorn in Dale.
45. Mountain winters are not for hobbits.
46. Bilbo is injured by the spiders.
47. After learning of Thorin's upcoming political marriage and another piece of unfortunate news, Bilbo leaves Erebor.
48. A mysterious gift turns Thorin and Bilbo into children.
49. As Thorin sinks into goldsickness, Bilbo finds himself sick with something else.
50. Five Times Thorin put his clothes (coat) on Bilbo, and one time Bilbo did that himself.
51. The battle is won. But the prize, to Thorin, was too high.
52. In another series of events, the conflict surrounding Erebor is resolved by games. And mushroom stew.
53. Bilbo figures out how to use the Arkenstone during battle. But the price for using its power is high.
54. Summer has come to the East: too hot for hobbits general and too sunny for certain parts of Thorin's skin not used to exposure.
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27 Dec 2020
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Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.
In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.
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25 Dec 2020