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    When he walked into that little bookstore, Ben Solo had no particular expectation of falling head over heels in love. Hell, he didn’t even believe in love until he looked into the eyes of the young woman standing behind the counter, and all at fucking once, Ben Solo is a believer.
    “Can I help you?” she asks, and no way is he telling this pretty bookstore clerk that he came in for Amilyn Holdo’s pop-psych best seller, “Attachment Disorders and Rage in Adult Men.” No fucking way.

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    13 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    What happens when a marriage law is enacted, who would have ever thought two people on the opposite sides, would be a perfect match?

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    13 Jul 2020

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    Knot pic. Knot pic -- and from the look of it, the owner needs to see a medical professional immediately. Tomato emoji, eggplant emoji, three water emojis, winky-face emoji.

    Oh, for God’s sake.

    Her glands are already itchy and she’s changed her underwear twice. Unless she wants to spend three days in writhing misery, she’s going to have to swipe right on one of these prize winners.

    Message: Hi. I saw your post. I would like to have a conversation with you, if you’re willing.

    (Alternate Summary: the author completely loses her mind and decides to throw another PWP A/B/O smutfest onto the garbage heap.)

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    12 Jul 2020

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    “Tall? That’s what you think I should notice about Malfoy? His height?”

    Ginny quirked an eyebrow and licked the tip of her quill suggestively. ”Well, isn’t that your thing? Lockhart. Krum. McLaggen. Ron. The only thing they have in common is being tall enough to give me a neck ache.”

    Hermione felt her ears grow hot, and she gripped her book tighter. “I don’t have a thing for tall men. Their height is—completely coincidental.”

    Dramione Height Differences Minifest 2020.

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    01 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “Rey,” Kylo says, strangled. Distantly, she doesn’t think she’ll ever be used to hearing her name in that deep baritone--in that intense, quivering way he speaks. His eyes are wide as he stares at her. She imagines she must look ridiculous--but maybe not, because there’s a flush rising on his cheeks and his next words are a choked, “what have you done.”

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    Or, the Reylo sex pollen fic that literally no one asked for

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    24 Jun 2020

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