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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    The witch next door kept stealing his shit and Andrew Minyard was not amused.

    It had started with his hellebore, just a few snips that perhaps a lesser gardener would not have noticed - but Andrew Minyard was not a lesser anything, thank you very fucking much. Then, a couple days later, an entire oleander sapling had been kidnapped. Dug right out of the ground like Andrew wasn’t going to fucking notice.

    (Hint: Andrew noticed.)

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    Andrew is a gardener that primarily grows poisonous and other dangerous plants. Neil is the botanist next door who keeps sneaking onto his property to steal them.

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    06 May 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Being locked in a tower isn't ideal, for sure, but Andrew could do worse. He's safe, and most importantly, he's alone. Then a strange man topples through his window.

    Yes, it's a Rapunzel AU.

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    06 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Andrew has no intention of going over to the hot bartender and working out what his deal is. Instead he will just observe his interactions with customers, drink until he feels something, and go home. A perfect Friday night.
    “Andrew hello?"
    Andrew turns an unimpressed look on Roland. “What?”
    “Earth to Andrew,” Roland says with a grin. “We were trying to ask you something. Pretty boy caught your attention?”
    Andrew raises an eyebrow and doesn’t answer.
    Nicky, unfortunately, turns in the direction Andrew was staring. “Oh shit! The bartender? Honey.”
    Aaron stands from the table abruptly and leaves. Good. No one invited him in the first place. Andrew says this out loud and Kevin says, “No, I did.”
    Andrew narrows his eyes at him. “I thought we had an agreement, Kevin.”
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    in which andrew does not go over to the hot bartender and his friends are the worst

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    06 May 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Neil as a dragon shapeshifter dealing with the fact that Andrew is his hoard. I know how it sounds and I don't care.

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    29 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    “I’m not going as Tombo.” He’d end up looking like Where’s Waldo if he’d been a short angry bodybuilder and no one wanted that.

    Renee’s little smile hinted at her having a similar visual. “I think I may have something that would require few changes to what you’re wearing now and would be minimal hassle altogether.”

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    Andrew accompanies Renee to a Halloween party, allowing his best friend to dictate his costume because he really couldn’t be paid to care. Then he gets there, and yeah, his crush is wearing the exact same costume. Feelings happen.

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    29 Apr 2021

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