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    Eddie should have left this motherfucker in the fish tank.

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    04 May 2020

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    I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

    Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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    29 Apr 2020

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    The house on Neibolt was standing again.

    Bill was talking about going in alone. How?

    “So does somebody want to say something?” Eddie asked, still breathing, still fucking breathing and alive and not dripping his Goddamn organs out of his chest.

    “Richie said it the b-best when we were here last,” Bill said.

    “Holy fuck.”

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    19 Apr 2020

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    “If you were in LA, I’d invite myself over to your apartment, and bring you bad takeout, and we could have like, a movie night.”

    Eddie huffs a quiet laugh. “What, would you climb through my window?”

    “Nah, dude, we’re forty, I’d use the front fuckin’ door,” he says, gratified to hear Eddie’s snort of laughter on the other end of the line. “You’d be on the top floor anyway. Penthouse shit. I’d fall and break my skull open trying to get in.”

    “No you wouldn’t,” Eddie says. “Your head’s like titanium. Thickest skull around.”

    “You’re the worst,” Richie whines. “Be nice to me when I’m bleeding out on the ground outside your beautiful Los Angeles apartment. Cradle me.”

    “I can’t,” Eddie says. “You’re too heavy.”

    “Guess I’m not allowed to die, then,” Richie says.

    “Nope. Not ever.” Eddie pauses. “You’re still allowed to crawl in my window, though. You’re the only one who ever was.”

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    Richie catches up on a few decades' worth of phone calls.

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    14 Feb 2020

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    Richie and Eddie bust ghosts, pine hopelessly, and get tangled up in the winding red thread of fate:

    The sun is perfect when they finally start filming, just low enough to cast everything in a golden sort of light that almost makes the building look beautiful. Eddie steadies the tripod and gives the thumbs up and then they’re away and Richie has his game face on.

    “This is your faithful host speaking, your courageous convoy to all that is chilling and creepy, Richie Trashmouth Tozier.” Richie says, tone deadly serious. “Tonight, we venture beyond the veil, mystery lovers, to a place so disturbing and terrifying my co-host Eddie has refused to venture inside.”

    “This is mis-representation.” Eddie protests from behind the camera. “I’m not scared of ghosts, but I draw the line at bacterial infection.”

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    08 Jan 2020