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    The monsters are vampires. Neil is a reluctant vampire slayer. I’m sure you can see where this is going.

    Oh, and Columbia is a literal portal to hell.

     

    Wymack drops his clipboard on his desk and sits on the edge of it, nearly overturning a huge coffee mug that’s printed with Tears of my Athletes. “You’re a vampire slayer.”

    “I’m sorry,” Neil says, because he must have heard wrong. “What the fuck?”

    And then, a beat later, “What’s a Hellmouth?”

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    14 May 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    Amalia Day visits Uncle Neil and Uncle Andrew. Mischief and shenanigans ensue.

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    09 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    Andrew has barely started reading the menu when someone else emerges from the kitchen—a boy around his own age, he guesses, with pretty, delicate features and tanned skin flecked here and there with the paler lines and splotches of fading scars. He’s got dark half-moons under his eyes, a brilliant scowl on his face, and he’s wearing an apron with a picture of a similarly pissed off-looking cat adorning the front pocket.

    He pokes Nicky in the shoulder with the floury rolling pin he’s brandishing like a baseball bat. “Oi,” he grunts. “What’s with the ruckus?”

    (or, Andrew and Neil meet in a cat café.)

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    09 May 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    “Look at that,” Neil’s voice is both too loud and too soft, a confusing echo across their matched radio frequency, and Andrew follows the direction of his gaze to the ever-present expanse of stars behind them. “Someday I’m gonna go out there.”

    Earth isn’t even visible from where they sit, nothing more than a distant memory and an occasional speck on a long-range scanner, but it’s in their DNA as sure as any other traits. “Neil,” he laughs, “you are out there.”

    “I mean out of system. I mean leaving.”

    They both know he never will, but it’s far too cruel to point it out. Instead, after the thirty seconds of solar eclipse, they sit out in the desert until their PPLS gauges beep a warning.

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    08 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    “Can’t we just," Nicky waves his hands through the air a little bit like a magic wand and a whole lot like a bad dance choreography, “hold hands and Expecto Patronum this musty bitch back to hell?”

    Andrew glances down at sleeves that are woefully free of hidden blades and have been for years, and clenches his fists instead. “Jesus Christ. It is with all the confidence of the last twenty years that I say my life would be unquestionably better if I had never met any of you.”

    “Yeah,” Neil agrees. “Expecto Patronum is for Dementors. Riko is clearly a Boggart, we need to hold hands and Riddikulus his ass.”

    Woefully free of knives, and of any memory of ever tracing the scars that loop Neil’s skin. “I take it back, Neil can stay. The rest of you are on thin fucking ice.”

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    08 May 2021