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    22 Feb 2021

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    [Alternate title: No obvious truth]

    Post-CACW: In an alternate universe where everyone has the name of their soulmate and the name of their greatest enemy written on their wrists, recently captured ex-Avenger Steve Rogers receives an unexpected visitor two days before the start of his trial.

    [The trick is figuring out which name is tied to which fate.]
    [The trick is realizing you’ll never know.]

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    21 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Well, this is… awkward.”

    “Oh, is it now, Tony? Is it?

    Or: Tony and Bucky and a teeny-weeny sexcapade.

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    20 Feb 2021

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    “What is that?” He asked. “And what made that noise?”

    “He’s a new bot,” Tony said. His voice radiated that pride and happiness it got whenever he was talking about his creations. “Winter Wonder and I have been working on him all day. I’ve been taking care of the engineering, and your buddy’s been teaching it. The little guy got a little too enthusiastic about learning one of Sergeant Snowflake here’s moves, and tried it on one of my more delicate machines. Which, you know, no big deal, I only had it out because I was going to throw it away. It was pretty old.”

    “Why does it have a knife?” Steve demanded. “Tony, why did you give your robot a knife?”

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    17 Feb 2021

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  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    Bucky would like everyone to know that none of this is his fault.
    Rhodey would like to second that.

    They would very much like to blame their respected dumb ass.

     

    In which Bucky and Rhodey are positive that they have the hardest best friend to keep alive and a bet leads them to trade best friends to prove their point.

    The fires in both the kitchen and the lab were also not their fault.

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    16 Feb 2021

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