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    The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:

    "Is it a little weird that - "
    "It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."

    This is what happened there.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    5 times David ate Patrick's food, and 1 time he severely regretted it.

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    26 Jan 2021

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    Patrick falls ill while he’s away from home and this is what happens...

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    05 Jan 2021

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    David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

    Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

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    05 Jan 2021

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    David trails his hand against the smooth concrete surface of the silo wall on his way back down the ramp from Patrick’s office, thinking about their conversation about upstairs. It’s terrifying when you first see it, Patrick had said. David closes his eyes, putting one foot and then the other on the concrete. He imagines he is walking on the road his family took to get to the silo their last day upstairs. He tries to picture the dull light, the gray-green trees, the warm air closing around him. He tries to focus on the silence, on the tap-scrape pulse of his rubber soles on the pavement. He imagines walking as far as his legs will take him.

    He didn’t even realize how badly he wanted to be free of this place until he sat down in Patrick’s office.

    OR A Schitt's Creek post-apocalyptic AU.

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    05 Jan 2021

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    By the time David had turned to look over his shoulder toward the windows, Ronnie was halfway across the cafe, her jog quickly turning to a dead run as she pushed her way through the door and headed straight for Rose Apothecary, which now had what appeared to be half of a sensible, beige sedan sticking out of one of the front windows.

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    A freak accident gives David and Patrick the first big test of their marriage.

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    05 Jan 2021

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