samwhambam
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hard candy dripping on me til my feet are wet by samwhambam for nontoxic
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
11 Jan 2021
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Stevie runs into Twyla at one of Jake's massage circles. When she notices that Twyla isn't really feeling it, she invites Twyla back to her apartment for a whiskey of their own.
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Stevie decides to take a chance on love on New Years Eve. Twice.
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David orders a new toy for them to play with. Patrick is very enthused about it.
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There was one day left until their wedding. Well, it was closer to one night, at this point, and David was counting down the hours. Each time he looked at Patrick, he got more and more excited. In less than 24 hours, Patrick was going to be his husband.
Or, the final part where hockey bfs becomes hockey husbands.
Celly: Slang for “celebration” and refers to the expression of joy after a player scores a goal
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- Part 5 of Score
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pour some sugar on me by samwhambam for yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Nov 2020
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Patrick just wants to be degraded and praised at the same time and he should get what he wants.
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The Room(s) Where It Happened by ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), ladyflowdi, MapleLeafSquareRoot, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions, samwhambam, sonlali, sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2020
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The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:
"Is it a little weird that - "
"It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."This is what happened there.
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The Way to a Man's Heart (Is Through His Stomach) by JustWaiting23 for fishyspots
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
27 Nov 2020
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5 times David ate Patrick's food, and 1 time he severely regretted it.
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- Part 4 of Schitt Gifts
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26 Jan 2021
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i swallow the sound and it swallows me whole by Likerealpeopledo
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
03 Nov 2019
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Patrick falls ill while he’s away from home and this is what happens...
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05 Jan 2021
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David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”
Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.
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05 Jan 2021
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David trails his hand against the smooth concrete surface of the silo wall on his way back down the ramp from Patrick’s office, thinking about their conversation about upstairs. It’s terrifying when you first see it, Patrick had said. David closes his eyes, putting one foot and then the other on the concrete. He imagines he is walking on the road his family took to get to the silo their last day upstairs. He tries to picture the dull light, the gray-green trees, the warm air closing around him. He tries to focus on the silence, on the tap-scrape pulse of his rubber soles on the pavement. He imagines walking as far as his legs will take him.
He didn’t even realize how badly he wanted to be free of this place until he sat down in Patrick’s office.
OR A Schitt's Creek post-apocalyptic AU.
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05 Jan 2021
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By the time David had turned to look over his shoulder toward the windows, Ronnie was halfway across the cafe, her jog quickly turning to a dead run as she pushed her way through the door and headed straight for Rose Apothecary, which now had what appeared to be half of a sensible, beige sedan sticking out of one of the front windows.
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A freak accident gives David and Patrick the first big test of their marriage.
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05 Jan 2021