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    Sam's gotta buy a wedding present, and nothing but elf booze will do.

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    06 Apr 2021

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    Coulson, for his part, stares up at Bucky with such a betrayed look of frozen horror that Natasha actually goes the extra step and presses another button, capturing the moment and airdropping the photograph to her phone for posterity. When he speaks, his voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. “Why…?” He swallows and starts again, trying for some semblance of normality. “...Why would you tweet something like that?!”

    “If you must know, sir,” and somehow he manages to make ‘sir’ come out with the same inflection most people reserve for ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, “it’s because I have a difficult time doing my job when my job involves monitoring the man with the best fucking ass in the United States of America.” He slowly lowers himself back into his seat until he’s at eye level, making extreme eye contact with Coulson until Coulson turns away to make mortified eye contact in Natasha’s general direction through the one-way glass. Natasha would take another picture, if she weren’t too busy catching Steve’s red-faced sputtering. “Sometimes, I vent to my Twitter followers. Sometimes, it’s about hot men with washboard abs. Can I go now, or do you need a graphic description of how I pleasure myself at night?”

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    05 Apr 2021

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    Dan had thought the Brock Report was great and that Eddie Brock was the coolest man in San Francisco.

    He still, painfully, kind of thinks this.

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    05 Apr 2021

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    Dr. Herbert Rush didn't much like the look of the sergeant.

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    31 Mar 2021

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    There is a cursed fork in Steve’s cutlery drawer.

    It is too small, and slightly bent, like Steve accidentally warped it and then inexpertly bent it back into shape with his enormous shovel hands. It does not match any of the other cutlery. It only has three tines.

    Bucky hates it.

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    31 Mar 2021