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i can't believe you bought that by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2020
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“Did you say someone got this for you?” Shang Qinghua asks incredulously. They’re easily three sizes apart. “Someone got you a cardigan in this size? Who?”
Mobei Jun clears his throat. “You don’t know them.”
Shang Qinghua is immediately concerned. And very, very appalled. “Have they seen the width of your shoulders? Have they- Have they seen your muscles? How the hell can they think that you would fit into this?!” he demands, scowling. “This is an insult! I will not stand by this! Did you punch them? I hope you punched them. I hope you punched them, and then took this very nice cardigan off them.”
Mobei Jun blinks at him. “Is there- Is there something wrong with my shoulders?” he asks.
(Or, the one where Mobei Jun awkwardly courts Shang Qinghua with gifts that he 100% did not prepare, nope, not him, he just found them by the road.)
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shorthand of emotion by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Dec 2020
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Lan Zhan nods. “Who should I make it out to?” he asks.
“Wei Wuxian,” Jin Ling says.
Lan Zhan drops his pen. “Who?” he croaks.
Ouyang Zizhen lets out a soft gasp beside him. “Oh fuck, it’s happening.”
“Wei Wuxian,” Jin Ling says slowly. This doesn’t look like someone who thinks sixteen years is too long to fix a misunderstanding. Jin Ling is going to get his dajiu a husband today. “My dajiu really liked your new album. There are a lot of details in your songs that feel very personal to him.”
(Or, Jin Ling schemes to reunite his dajiu with his dajiu's high school sweetheart.)
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先来后到 ⃒ first come, first served by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2020
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“You speak of my engagement to Gongyi Xiao,” Shang Qinghua says. He’s quiet today. Distant. “The banns will no doubt be read this coming Sunday.”
Mobei Jun’s chest tightens. His fingers curl into fists. “Why?”
“He proposed, Your Grace,” Shang Qinghua says mildly. “There seemed to be no other offers forthcoming, and he is an acceptable match.”
“I came back, didn’t I?” Mobei Jun asks, hoarse.
(Or, the Bridgerton-inspired AU nobody asked for.)
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friendly takeover by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2020
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He’s not expecting Mobei Jun to throw himself at Shang Qinghua’s feet, or to weep in thanks, but he’s also not expecting Mobei Jun to just stare at him, brows furrowing like he’s disappointed! Like Shang Qinghua hasn’t just offered to give the bulk of his inheritance to Mobei Jun! For free!
“Shang Qinghua,” Mobei Jun says gravely.
“I know, I know,” Shang Qinghua says miserably. “You’re just going to tell me whatever the legal team has told me a billion times-”
“You are attracted to me,” Mobei Jun says, which, while not inaccurate, is decidedly not what the legal team has told Shang Qinghua a billion times.
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those hands pulled me from the earth by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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Shang Qinghua had known that things would play out exactly like this, almost like he’d seen it before.
Like he’d planned it.
Shang Qinghua’s words from their first meeting, his declaration as the creator of this universe, rings loudly in Mobei Jun’s ears.
Shang Qinghua is not just an ordinary god, sent to experience tribulations in the mortal realm.
Shang Qinghua is more than that, so much more than that, and-
He has chosen Mobei Jun.
(Or, the one where Mobei Jun thinks Shang Qinghua is a god.)
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Damn This Good For Nothing System by sarahyyy
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Oct 2020
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Friends with Benefits (with Feelings!) by sarahyyy
Fandom: S.C.I.谜案集 | S.C.I. Mystery (TV)
27 Sep 2018
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be still, my foolish heart by mirrorofprinces
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2021
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"My fuckbuddy is kind to my rabbit and my rabbit likes him. I'm starting to have feelings for him because of that."
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26 Jan 2021
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What married people do by Shamelesscooper for acernor, Bendisa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jun 2020
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“I propose that we kill two birds with one stone,” Liu Mingyan said, and if her tone goes a bit theatrical, Jiang Cheng had the decency not to point it out.
“I don’t follow,” Jiang Cheng deadpanned, crossing his arms. “I thought the plan was to milk this whole thing for what it’s worth and gracefully part ways when it inevitably fell apart.”
“Yes, well. There’s a perfectly viable solution to the whole ‘falling apart’ part - you,” she said, pointing to Jiang Cheng, “Marry my brother.”
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Jiang Cheng gets married in the spring of his 39th year. It turns out better than he expected.
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16 Jan 2021
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hamster of lucky sevens by Anonymous for moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2020
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Pretending to date Xie Lian is a lot like gambling. Roll on, slot machine. Roll on.“Today,” Hua Cheng announces, barging into He Xuan’s disaster of a room, really another realm fit for Eldritch monsters with the way his eyes refuse to focus entirely in the glow of He Xuan’s four million black-shaded lamps, “gege kissed me. On the cheeks. Both of them. Are you listening?”
“I could’ve been masturbating,” says He Xuan.
“Your dick is small enough that I wouldn’t notice, I’m sure. Like jacking off a little peanut.”
“You—”
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01 Jan 2021
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shooting straight into your heart by tangerinechar
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2020
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In which Wei Wuxian is the star of the Chinese entertainment world, Lan Wangji is the quiet cameraman for a popular variety show, and Jiang Cheng is just trying his best to not go insane before he turns 30.“So seeing that… Lan Wangji guy, because you know he’ll be there, because you know he’s the primary cameraman for the show, is just an unexpected side perk?”
Wei Wuxian clings onto that faster than a bur on bear fur. “Yes! Yes, yes, exactly, an unexpected but wholly welcome side perk, something I didn’t even, ah, think about too deeply until you mentioned it just now! Just a lucky coincidence!”
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01 Jan 2021
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like blue flame over my fingertips by tangerinechar
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Dec 2020
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Lan Wangji’s roommate is brash, noisy, messy, annoying, and — absolutely terrible at feeding himself properly.
(Or: food as a metaphor for love, featuring Lan Wangji’s A++ cooking skills, five times Lan Wangji cooked for Wei Wuxian, and one time Wei Wuxian reciprocated.)
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01 Jan 2021