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    Izuku is long-suffering Personal Assistant to #1 Pro Hero Dynamight.

    Dynamight can't keep a PA to save his career. They all quit crying after a few days weeks. Enter, Izuku—with enough money problems to brave the jaws of the cranky beast. Childhood friend turned glorified paid slave. Somehow it all works out.

    ‘Kill them with kindness’, his mom had told him once. If that were true, Bakugou Katsuki would be stone-cold dead by now.

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    03 Aug 2021

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    After 20 years of being single, Yuuji gains two boyfriends.

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    15 Jul 2021

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    The first time he sees him, Satoru is sure the kid is lost.

    Not because it’s unusual to see teenagers around this area -young newcomers are a daily occurrence, and a warmly welcomed one at that- but because the kid’s standing in the middle of the street looking like taking a single step will make the ground split up and devour him, never to be heard of again.

    Satoru can’t blame him. With the bright neon lights blinking everywhere, the distant music from a dozen nightclubs blasting in the background, and the crowds of drunk people barhopping their way through life, Tokyo’s gay night scene does tend to have that overwhelming effect at first glance on whoever is brave enough to venture inside. An addictive effect, too. Few make it out once they’ve had a taste of it.

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    20 Jun 2021

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    “Hey,” calls Yuuji. Gojou pauses and looks back over his shoulder. “You never introduced yourself.”

    “Gojou Satoru. Professor in Folklore, Ome City darts champion three years running, and man voted most likely to die without paying his bills by the hospital nurses’ association. Nice to meet you.” He throws a peace sign, turns it into a salute, and then keeps walking.

    What a nut bar, thinks Yuuji.

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    20 Jun 2021

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    “If it bothers you that much,” Itadori starts as he sits, “You should just tell me your name.”

    Satoru doesn’t want to relate to this person—or anyone in general—so he answers firmly, “No.”

    “Then how should I call you? Gojo-sama? Gojo-kun? Bocchan? ”

    Satoru’s eye twitches.

    “Satoru,” he says, yielding not for the sake of acquainting with Itadori but to put a stop to any other ridiculous name Itadori can come up with.

    Itadori grins. He’s all rosy cheeks and white teeth it almost makes Satoru’s own hurt. “So, that makes you Satoru-kun.”

    Where Gojo is born a little late into the timeline and Itadori Yuuji crashes into his world.
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    14 Jun 2021