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    “So, it occurs to me that I was making some assumptions,” David says, when Patrick opens the door.

    “Okay,” Patrick says.

    “About our sex life,” David explains.

    Patrick raises an eyebrow and leans one shoulder against the door frame. He looks relaxed and ironic, but David can see the little blush splashed across his cheeks. “You’re sure this is a conversation you want to have out in the hallway?”

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    05 Mar 2020

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    As it turns out, they don't actually need Jake to have fun with Jake.

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  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Patrick needs a massage. David finds he likes giving them. Also, feelings.

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    28 Feb 2020

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    I got sent to the Rosebudd porner for talking about tenderness and feelings, per usual. This is me doing my time.

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    26 Feb 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “This is coming out all wrong, I’m sorry,” Patrick whispers. He feels David shake his head no more than he sees it.

    “You don’t have to apologize,” David says in a patient voice, rubbing Patrick’s shoulder. “What are you saying?”

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