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  1. Rec 19

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    “It’s totally normal, for the record, and I know it’s not to everyone’s tastes,” Hermione said somewhat defensively, starting to sit up. “But if you could not take the piss, just this once -”

    “Granger, wait,” Draco pleaded, hauling her to him and kissing her fiercely before she could leave the bed. “Do you have any idea how unbearably hard that makes me?” he whispered huskily into her ear, his warm breath making her shiver.

    ***Featuring: smutty encounters over the course of a decade, a sex-positive Hermione, squirting orgasms, and all the feels.***

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    23 Feb 2020

  2. Rec 85

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    Hermione, Head of the Department for Magical Creatures’ Support and Relations, is on the rise - if chronically sleep-deprived.

    Draco Malfoy, after a decade of beating himself bloody against everyone's distrust despite trying hard to redeem himself, has given up.

    When Draco's idea for how he might take himself out of the limelight backfires spectacularly, a ridiculous turn of fate makes Hermione the only possible champion he can appeal to for help.

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    18 Feb 2020

  3. Rec *

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    Draco’s mouth falls open.

    He clutches his cookie and ignores the shower of crumbs littering his grey cashmere fingerless gloves.

    He can’t decide if he wants to fuck this girl or fight with her. Maybe both? Maybe at the same time?

    “So—you’re upset,” he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys.

    She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury.

    He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics.

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    24 Jan 2020

  4. Rec 30

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    A very disgruntled Hermione gets stuck beneath Weasley's Wizard Wheezes' latest take on enchanted mistletoe at the Ministry's annual Yule party.

    It will all be fine as long as she can escape before Malfoy (former childhood nemesis, current co-worker, Witch Weekly Bachelor of the Year) arrives on the scene.

    *Not your average enchanted mistletoe story, but a fun (slightly angsty, slightly spicy!) bite of Christmas cheese nonetheless.*

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    13 Jan 2020

  5. Rec 6

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    Random drabbles and one shots starring one Draco Malfoy and one Hermione Granger.

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    17 Nov 2019

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