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    stuff I started and never finished... oops

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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Thorin Oakenshield's an overworked constituency MP, and the problem with a town like Erebor is that everyone's a bloody pest.

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    05 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Alright, stop me if you've heard this one, but thirteen dwarves, a wizard, and a hobbit are planning a heist...

    Bilbo Baggins is quite content to live out his uneventful life in the suburbs of the largest and most technologically prosperous cities in Middle Earth. He has his garden, his books, his telly...
    Then one day an associate from his mother's illicit past shows up, and everything goes cheerfully to hell in a handbasket.

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    22 May 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Killian's history professor suggests he go visit the renaissance faire about an hour away from campus, but every time it's mentioned he feels like he's shaking apart, suddenly too tall despite having stopped growing nearly two years ago. He doesn't mean to go, honestly he doesn't, but something about the opportunity call to him, loud and clear, like a battle cry.

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    25 Apr 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    In a world with smartphones and fast cars instead of magic and mighty horses, the University of Erebor is a progressive, liberal arts college; progressive in that they hire gay teachers and allow co-ed dorms, at least. The Fellowship of the Third House on the Left consists of twelve students: two sets of siblings, three sets of friends, six sets of people who were meant for each other, even if a few of them have figured it out so far.

    In other words: Aragorn is trying very hard to be serious, Arwen is trying very hard to not be. Boromir wants to wave his platinum card around while he still can, Éomer wants to have fun in his last year of university. Gimli has a fondness for hate sex but maybe he wants a little more, Legolas is afraid of what could happen. Éowyn is actually trying to focus on her studies thank you, Faramir is just too ruggedly handsome. Merry and Pippin are just there to have sex and fuck shit up, and Frodo and Sam are just there for the cuddles.

    tl;dr: the uni housemates AU no one asked for.

    (ouch okay this isn't gonna get finished sorry guys)

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    20 Apr 2020

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    15 Apr 2020

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