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    After the mountain scene, Jaskier spirals into a pit of misery and self-loathing. Twenty-two years trailing behind your best friend is a long time to throw away, especially when you believe your time on Earth is destined to be much shorter than his.

    Jaskier enters a fatal state of depression and no longer tries to stop harm from befalling him, but he just won't die.

    ||Nobody stays dead!||

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    17 May 2020

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    After the unfortunate consequences of Geralt calling The Law of Surprise, he retires to his and Jaskier's room angry and frustrated. Jaskier has an idea how to help.

    “We know little about love. Love is like a pear. A pear is sweet and has a distinct shape. Try to define the shape of a pear.”
    - Jaskier/Dandelion, The Time of Contempt

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    16 May 2020

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    Jaskier is a genie that has been “freed” from his “bottle” which is bits and pieces of his lute. He isn’t truly free but enough to not actually care about being a genie. He's been traveling the world doing whatever. Upon meeting Geralt, he pretends to be a normal bard as he does with everyone but every now and then when Geralt wants something it just seems to be easier to get it. Sometimes when it’s a close call with a monster, he lands a lucky shot. He wouldn’t have been killed but he would have been injured, badly, and yet barely a scratch.
    Sometimes Jaskier and Geralt split paths and Geralt notices how his luck seems to better when his little strange bard is around.

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    17 Mar 2020

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    A series in which Jaskier is (unknowingly) a dragon and is (forcibly) adopted by Borch, post Rare Species.
    Containing cute baby dragons, an extremely oblivious Jaskier, an exasperated Borch, a Yennefer in the throes of scientific discovery, and a Geralt who is not not freaking out.

    A brief chronological timeline:
    -Simmering (with some of the later parts overlapping with Shining)
    -Shining (Mourning and Relieving take place during this story)
    -Hoarding
    -Vibing

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    15 Mar 2020

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    When a Weasley enchants a sprig of mistletoe, it stays enchanted. And so... Harry is trapped, until Snape comes along.

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    25 Jul 2014