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    When Lip ditches him for fancy skiing with his fancy girlfriend, Ian is left stranded without a ride home for winter break. And while he can't ask his frat bros for help (he's only a lowly pledge, after all), he could ask his nerdy, perma-cranky roommate Mickey for a ride. As a total last resort-thing, of course. It's not like he has a big dumb gay crush on the guy or anything, he's just desperate. For a ride. Not the sexy kind. Damnit.

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    18 Jan 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    The year is 2014 and Tessa Gray is invited by an old warlock friend to help out with an unusual magical project. A time travel portal has opened in Venice and one of the very confused arrivals dragged through time in a flash of light is someone from her past.

    This fic is a romance between three people with occasional flashes of violence and worldbuilding.
    It is not canon compliant with anything published after COHF and doesn't address the Blackthorns or the TDA story at all.

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    14 Jan 2015

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    “Or is he?” Jace asked softly. The velvety murmur was worse than Isabelle’s snapping or Alec’s frustration, and he still hadn’t looked away from Simon. “Have you had dealings with demons, little boy? Walked with warlocks, talked with the Night Children? Have you – ”

    “Did you run out of alliteration?” Simon interrupted. “ ‘Night Children’ – what is that, vampires, probably, could you not think of any verbs beginning with v? Verbalize, vent, venerate, vacuum – that’s a good one, have you vacuumed with vampires – ”

    When Simon Fray follows a blue haired boy into a storage room, he has no idea how weird his life is about to get. Mortal Instruments rewrite. Eventual Jimon.

    Watch the trailer here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAWe779Qh6k

    1ST PLACE All-Time Favorite Mortal Instruments Fanfic in 2015 Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards!

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    14 Jan 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 95

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    Achilles is the son of a senator, Patroclus is still the philtatos.

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    12 Jan 2015

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    Achilles was seven and a half years old when he decided that he was going to marry his babysitter.

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    12 Jan 2015

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