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  1. Summary

    Inspired by the series You Look Upon a Woman by notbecauseofvictories on tumblr (http://notbecauseofvictories.tumblr.com/tagged/you-look-upon-a-woman), this is a place for me to collect various connected shorts about LotR characters as women (or other genders).

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    What if, instead of being forced to wander the seas in search of the Avatar, Prince Zuko was disinherited and sent to the army?

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  3. Summary

    So Holmes sometimes suffers from sensory overload, or his brain works too hard, and there are only two ways to fix it:
    1) Wait it out, or
    2) Have really intense, really rough sex so that after he's come, all but the most basic functions have been shut down. (Basically he's rebooting his system.)
    Watson doesn't know why Holmes is okay with having really rough, really painful sex, just that he seems to need it. Watson doesn't like doing it, either, but if Holmes needs it, he'll help.
    Only recently something between them broke while they were doing this, and neither of them is certain that the other one loves them, too, and they're both miserable and miss each other and all that angsty gloop. They obviously need to start communicating better than they are; however, there's no guarantee that it'll ever happen.

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    When five year old Dipper and Mabel are orphaned, Grunkle Stan ends up taking them in. Gravity Falls will never be the same.

    "We cannot all do great things, but we can all do small things with great love." -Mother Teresa

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    01 Oct 2020

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    The post is yours, if you’re still interested. Yennefer said you amused her and Ciri wouldn’t shut up about you, so I guess I’ve no choice. 
     
    -Sir Geralt of Rivia

    Jaskier is a tutor that can't hold down a job. Sir Geralt of Rivia is a scandalous gentleman getting his hands dirty for the good of the Empire with a literal witch of an ex-wife living in his North Tower and an unruly, mysteriously-acquired daughter who has run off the previous five governesses. Billowing shirts? Suffering a fever after sprinting across the rain-soaked moors? Hastily unfastened breeches in the eerie library? Hunting parties that end in mayhem? It's all here.

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    29 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    Valdo,
    You’re a scheming pile of horse dung, and, quite frankly, I hope you die.
    No regards,
    Jaskier

    Or- Letters between Julian Alfred Pankratz and his bastard older half-brother, Valdo Marx, over the course of twenty years

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    12 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Yen,” he says, exasperated and puzzled in equal measure (even drunk, she usually isn’t so maudlin), “I don’t give a dog’s arse whether you had a walleye or hangnails.”

    “I don’t care what you think. And that’s not what I meant.”

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    07 Aug 2020

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    For a prompt on the Witcher kink meme: https://witcherkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org
    Specifically- for the prompt 'Book Geralt kicks show Geralt's ass', after episode six.

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    English
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    03 Aug 2020