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    He shrugs. "My honor has been maligned, I have to--"

    "Your honor is in your dick?"

    "Oh, it's not just my dick," he tells her, his grin going wicked. "It's also my hands, my tongue, my--"

    "Stop." She waves her hands in front of her, trying to ward off the images that are suddenly flickering through her brain like a pornographic slideshow.

    He crosses his arms over his chest, making his biceps bulge in a way that she's positive is intentional. "All I'm saying is that I bet I could get you screaming my name. And you obviously know I'm right, since you're too chicken to let me."

    Brienne grits her teeth. She is absolutely not going to fool around with her semi-drunk, rebounding best friend and roommate because he dared her to. She is not. She is--

    "Fine," she snaps. "Give it your best shot."

    Or, "Fucking Your Way To Feelings in Five Weeks or Less"

    ETA: Follow-up chapter added 5/2/2020

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    18 May 2020

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    Thorin Durinson, head of Durinson & Company, an architectural firm specializing in environmentally responsible design and restoration, focuses all his creative abilities on his work and his affection on his family and old friends. And then one grey day, a woman in a red coat literally walks into his life, and just like that, everything changes.

    Inspired by a prompt from lostunderthemountain on Oct. 11th, based on this gorgeous photoset.

    ME: Mmm, rolled up sleeves, and who are you looking at, dearie, in that last frame?

    lostunderthemountain: OH! Modern AU in New York: Thorin Durinson is the is the Head of a global company that is continually under threat from Smaug’s (cause like they differ on many opinions or something….).

    Anyway, one morning he’s getting out of a taxi outside of the company’s building when he catches sight of one Miss Bella Baggins (not that he knows her name) and instantly his world freezes…until Fili shoves him to try to get him to move…

    Title from Lord Byron's poem "She Walks in Beauty"

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    15 Apr 2020

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    The Urge comes around a female Hobbit's coming of age. It is affectionately called Heat by some of the older ladies. The Urge provides an innate drive to find a partner she is most compatible with. This is done by hugging or pecking random lads or lasses, waiting for the Heat to strike and tell her she found her soulmate. Its a Hobbit's most reliable way of finding them. Only for Billa, she'd never felt the Urge.
    Until she was snatched into the sudden, grateful embrace of Thorin Oakenshield himself after he woke on the Carrock. Yavanna preserve her, now she understood exactly what the elder Hobbits meant by the Heat. She was burning with desire, pursued by thoughts of Thorin. She couldn’t possibly tell him without blushing herself into a bonfire, but fate has its own design and she needn't worry for long...

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    13 Apr 2020

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    Magnus has a thing for tattoos. He also has a thing for Alec.

    He runs his fingers over the ink lightly, brushing ever so slightly over Alec’s arm. Alec shivers under him, and Magnus freezes, suddenly aware of what he’s doing.

    He looks up, wide-eyed, and feels the temperature in the room skyrocket when he meets Alec’s gaze.

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    01 Nov 2019

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    Date night at Pandemonium always promised to be a bit of a show.

    This week, though? This week Alec informed Magnus he would be running the show.

    Magnus cannot wait to see what Alec has in store for him.

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    21 Oct 2019